So, we're driving south on "A" Street and I notice that a crew is pulling a pump from a water well at the northeast corner of the intersection with Solomon Lane.
Me: "I didn't even know they had a water well there."
Debbie: "Yeah, it's underground."
Me: *staring at her*
Me: You know I'm totally blogging this*, don't you?
*OK, there is some literary license (a polite euphemism for "lying") going on here. What I actually said was "you know this is totally going on Facebook, don't you?" But I'm not above repurposing a good anecdote.