Oooh! Oooh! Pick me! Pick me!
Category: News Commentary...
Posted Thursday, October 30, 2003 at 01:20 PM [GMT-6]

If I were a criminal, say, a burglar or a mugger, I think I'd have very specific criteria for selecting my victims. It wouldn't have to be a long list, probably just something like this:

  1. Foolish, if not downright dumb
  2. Unarmed

But, gee...nothing's every that simple. I mean, where in the world would you ever find a list of people meeting those criteria?

Well, as reported here, this might be a good starting place.

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