A Fire Ant Contest!
Update: We have a winner!
Lucy is the perceptive visitor who correctly identified the waveform shown below as representative of a phonograph needle stuck in a scratch on a vinyl LP. See the post comments for more info.
If you're too young to know what a "broken record" sounds like, here's a tiny (9kb MP3) sample from the recording from which this waveform originated.
Congratulations again to Lucy, who, as promised, will be memorialized for some period of time on the Gazette's home page, just under the world-famous Abbye pics.
And thank you to all who hazarded a guess in this little contest! We'll have to do this again sometime.
OK, everyone who's been paying any attention at all knows that one of my current projects is the digitizing of my vinyl LPs for transfer to CD.
In honor of that project, I'm proposing a little contest, the rules of which are quite simple. The winner will be the first person to identify via comment on this post what the following image represents (click on it to see a larger version):
And what, you might ask, does that fortunate one win? Well, nothing less than his or her name encased in genuine Fire Ant pixels just below the photo of Abbye on the right side of this page (Gazette home page only, that is) for as long as I forget to take it down, but for no less than one (or maybe two) weeks. Really, now...can you ask for anything more?
The contest will close at 4:00 p.m. (CDT) on Thursday, April 22. Enter early and often. It's fun!
Think more generically...I wouldn't expect anyone to be able to identify a specific tune.
Posted by: Eric at April 20, 2004 09:52 PMThe hissing noise at the start of an LP.
Posted by: dan at April 21, 2004 12:43 AMI know! I know!
That image undoubtedly represents a waveform depicting the audio signal of both left and right channels from an LP album you're converting to CD!
As for specific tune... Something from "Blood, Sweat, & Tears"?
I'm guessing based on the fact you said it was one of your all-time favorite bands. Logically, if it's a favorite band you would make it a top priority to convert their albums first.
Posted by: Mr. Freen at April 21, 2004 02:28 AMI agree with Mr. Freen - Give him the prize.
Posted by: Clarence at April 21, 2004 05:08 AMThese are all good guesses, but... <braaaaackkk!!> not what I'm looking for!
Expand your mind...put yourself back into the Golden Age of Vinyl-Delivered music...
Posted by: Eric at April 21, 2004 06:31 AMThe sound at the end of the playing portion of the record where the needle keeps bumping the paper label?
Posted by: jasmine at April 21, 2004 06:51 AMThe sound that is made when your accidently rub your finger on the needle? That or Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star.
Posted by: Christopher at April 21, 2004 07:00 AMI'd agree with jasmine based on the regular interval of clipping in the waveform, that you are looking at a periodic high impact (noise wise) sound followed by a return to background noise...
or more succinctly...
hmmm...click...hmmm...click...hmmm...click
Posted by: Gator at April 21, 2004 09:02 AM"put yourself back into the Golden Age of Vinyl-Delivered music..."
Kinda tough for me, Eric. When I was a little kid, 8-tracks were already dying out. The music I grew up on was out on CD.
Don't feel bad though. People younger than me are just as puzzled when I try explaining that back then CDs came in very tall, narrow cardboard boxes, something they've never seen.
Heck, Jasmine's probably right on what the signal represents. Special thanks to Clarence for the support, though! Because, technically, I am right. No matter what the waveform itself represents, that's not what you asked.
You asked what the image represents and it represents a wave form depicting the audio signal of both left and right channels!
What that audio signal itself represents, while interesting, is irrelevant. Yeah, I'm deliberately splitting hairs.
Posted by: Mr. Freen at April 21, 2004 12:52 PMBecause, technically, I am right. No matter what the waveform itself represents, that's not what you asked.
See, I told you to get a blog of your own. That way, you could make your own arbitrary contest rules, just as I'm doing now! ;-)
Sorry...technically correct you are, but giving the wrong answer you still do. As Master Yoda might say.
Jasmine and Gator came close to hitting it out of the park, but the ball drifted just foul at the last second.
Posted by: Eric at April 21, 2004 01:22 PMHmm, a drum solo? At decidely low volume.
Posted by: Larry at April 21, 2004 01:42 PMThis is soo easy....
It's 'In the Garden of Eden' by Iron Butterlfy
or
'Jailhouse Rock' by Elvis
Did I Win???????
Posted by: shannon at April 21, 2004 03:39 PMGood guess, Larry! Not correct, but still a good guess. ;-)
And, Shannon, you're showing your age...but not the way you think. You're just a kid, aren't you? Because any old coot (like me) would know that the real title of Iron Butterfly's song (and album) is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida." You realize, of course, that I have that album on vinyl, and while it will eventually be digitized, this particular waveform doesn't come from it.
Anyway, like I said at the top, don't try to identify a specific tune or song... you won't be able to. But this type of waveform is very recognizable from a generic perspective...
People are getting sooooooo close!
Posted by: Eric at April 21, 2004 03:51 PMLet's see. If Jasmine and Gator are super close, let's try to base a guess on their guess.
based on the regular interval of clipping in the waveform, that you are looking at a periodic high impact (noise wise) sound followed by a return to background noise.
The sound of heart-beats perhaps?
Posted by: Mr. Freen at April 21, 2004 07:26 PMIt's Abbye sniffing the microphone!
It's Bob Dylan hokking a lugie!
...or Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star...
Posted by: denise at April 21, 2004 08:30 PMWhat about the sound of removing the needle from the album in the middle of a track?
Posted by: dan at April 21, 2004 08:32 PMWell, if nothing else, guys...I admire your creativity!
You are going to be so, like, slapping your forehead! ;-)
[Has anyone guessed "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" yet?]
Posted by: Eric at April 21, 2004 08:36 PMit's a scratch on the vinyl
Posted by: lucy at April 21, 2004 09:23 PMah, the sweet crack hiss and pop of vinyl
Posted by: lucy at April 21, 2004 09:30 PMa stuck needle
Posted by: lucy at April 21, 2004 09:32 PMAnd we have a winner! Say congratulations to Lucy, folks, who correctly guessed that the waveform is representative of a "stuck needle" playing and re-playing over a scratch in the vinyl.
I recorded 20 minutes of this mess before I realized what was happening (I had the sound turned off so as not to disturb my wife).
The recording, for anyone who might be interested, is from the 1970 album "Tarkio" by those marijuanaphile hippies, Brewer & Shipley. The cut is "Ruby On The Morning." And if I can get my act together, I'll upload a tiny MP3 so that you can hear the sound represented by the waveform.
Congrats, Lucy...you'll be forever memorialized in the hallowed halls of the Gazette, or at least for a week or two! (Again, once I get my act together!)
Posted by: Eric at April 21, 2004 09:40 PMI feel for you, Eric. Scratches on good music are something I feel almost physically. I have nightmares about scratches happening on my CDs.
Kudos to Denise! I love the creativity that comes from desperation! "It's Abbye sniffing the microphone!"
That's priceless!
Posted by: Mr. Freen at April 21, 2004 10:05 PMYou want to feel something? Try being a DJ when all the music was on vinyl, and you've stepped out of the control room for a moment, only to hear over the monitor the dreaded sound of a stuck needle.
Been there, done that. Don't miss it. ;-)
Posted by: Eric at April 21, 2004 10:09 PMAhem. I think I was pretty close with Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star. It sounds just like a scratch on a record when sung by a bunch of third graders. Promise.
Anywho, congrats Lucy.
Posted by: Christopher at April 22, 2004 06:12 PM

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
Posted by: Christopher at April 20, 2004 09:38 PM