Elevated Alert Level?
The following is a public service announcement.
If you live in or around the city of Midland, or if you are contemplating traveling in close proximity thereto (say, within a 50 mile radius), you need to understand that as of approximately 1:00 p.m. local time today, the Niece and Nephew (aka "The Kidwinks") are proud and very dangerous possessors of that most feared of all WMDs: the State of Texas Driver's Instruction Permit.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
LOL
Posted by: Rachel at June 15, 2004 05:19 PMI'm glad Donald Rumsfeld has co-opted The Gazette to issue this Security Alert.
Teenagers with newly-acquired learner's permits definitely merits a regionally-based increase in National Security.
I've been trying for years now to convince our government to include teen-aged drivers in its listing of "possible and known terrorists". Sadly, nobody listens until after the fact.
Posted by: Mr. Freen at June 16, 2004 02:20 AM
We need to be especially cautious where that Midland alert circumference intersects with that of Lubbock. Look out Lamesa!
Posted by: Rob at June 15, 2004 04:46 PM