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Posted Thursday, August 12, 2004 at 05:46 PM [GMT-6]

Cowtown Patty has three strikes against against her. One, she's from up north (Foat Wuth). And, (b), she likes Mollyescu Ivinski. Despite these overwhelming character flaws, you gotta love her, especially when she points us to links like this'n, in a video parody featuring Will Ferrell as W.

CTP and I agree on one thing: you gotta laugh to keep from crying, sometimes.

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Better make that four strikes, Eric.

Here's a little something I'm sure Patty will find equally entertaining.

www.swiftvets.com

Yeah, the Kerry campaign is desperately trying to use "fraud" allegations to keep that off the air.

Love the rest of that garbage on the parody site.

"Help stop the Republican?s fraud by joining ACT today and signing our petition to the FCC.

Every voter has the right to truthful advertising. Free speech is no defense to massive, purposeful fraud."

Really? Tell that to Michael Moore. Funny thing we don't see ACT denouncing his falsehoods.

It sure hasn't stopped the DNC from promoting selected portions of Kerry's war record, either.

If you listen to them, it's "Kerry served and got some medals so that makes him a great guy and let's not talk about everything he did before, during and after the war which undermines that carefully contrived image."

Their definition of "fraud" undoubtedly reads, "anything politically damaging to John Kerry".

Anything that exposes the truth about John Kerry has suddenly been labelled "Fraud".

Like the fact he originally tried to get out of serving in Vietnam by applying for a deferment to study in Paris.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/core/Content/displayPrintable.jhtml;$sessionid$00XLOLWPKQCQNQFIQMGSFF4AVCBQWIV0?xml=/news/2004/03/07/wkerr07.xml&site=5

Like the fact he now admits to lying when he denounced his fellow Vietnam Veterans back in 1971.
http://www.iht.com/articles/515928.html

Like the fact he threw another Vietnam veteran the middle finger.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/5/31/225546.shtml

Like the fact the the Vietnamese communists honored Senator Kerry for his support in helping "win the war" against America.
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38738

The biggest fraud so far is "Kerry the war hero".

Posted by: Mr. Freen at August 12, 2004 10:23 PM

Mollyescu Ivinski


*rotflol*

Posted by: TulipGirl at August 13, 2004 01:03 PM

I suspected that only readers with special gifts of discernment and sophistication would appreciate that appellation. You've confirmed my suspicions, TG! ;-)

Posted by: Eric at August 13, 2004 01:06 PM

Don't worry, I got the joke. The problem is, there's nothing funny about her distortions, either.

Unless you stuff like this a major barrel of yucks.
http://www.alternet.org/story/18466
http://www.progressive.org/ivins9906.htm

Ivins' garbage is syndicated all over the country. Our local fishwrap insists on giving her a platform as the "Texas Democrat" answer to GWB.

It's not that I don't have a sense of humor, folks. Gore's concession speach was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Heck, I laughing so hard I almost broke the living room window with a champagne cork.

I'll find Comrade Kerry's defeat even more amusing. It'll be nice to see the Viet Cong actually lose for a change.

Posted by: Mr. Freen at August 13, 2004 01:52 PM
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