How fallen are the mighty
So it's come to this. Two college degrees, including an advanced degree from a prestigious state university1; a successful 25-year career with a
Fortune 50 corporation2; a new career as a respected designer of award-winning websites3; a world-renowned blogger4; owner of a number of industrial strength power tools5...and I now find myself reduced to snapping photos of a Barbie-clone cheerleader doll and cropping out the background to make her more fetching.
Actually, the retouching wasn't as bad as the actual "shoot." Working alone in the client's storage room, under the hot lights, I resisted the urge to talk to the "model" as I tried to get her posed...
"Come on, doll, work it; you're too stiff! That's it...the camera loves you, babe!"
<Sigh> Next up: Ballpoint pens that play college fight songs when you press the clips.
2 - 25 years with any company is, by definition, a successful career
3 - Just ask my mom
4 - I often get comments from New Zealand
5 - I even know how to operate some of them
Oh, dang, Rob...I was afraid you'd stop by and read this!
It's just my attempt at self-effacing humor. With a degree from A&M and another from UT-Dallas, I was afraid that non-Texans would be jealous if I just laid it out there.
You know? ;-)
Posted by: Eric at September 29, 2004 04:00 PMI don’t get it. Why should us “non-Texans” be jealous? I’m a little concerned about the psychological implications of being locked up in a storage closet with a “Barbie” cheerleader. Better take Abbye with you for protection. By the way, great job on the photoshop clean up.
Posted by: Gene at September 29, 2004 10:35 PM"I resisted the urge to talk to the "model" as I tried to get her posed...
'Come on, doll, work it; you're too stiff! That's it...the camera loves you, babe!' "
...which means you had the urge in the first place! :p
It's understandable. First thing I thought of was, "I wonder if they make one about 5 foot 7..."
(Come to think of it, they do and I'm certain you don't want to know the details.)
I think she's not a "Barbie" clone but she's definitely going for the Bratz look.
Yes, that's art work for a toy aimed at little girls.
Posted by: Mr. Freen at September 30, 2004 01:38 AMBut Texas is like a whole other country!
So if your degree is from a Texas public university, you're okay . . . and if it's from Texas A&M, well, how much better could it possible be?
Posted by: beloml at September 30, 2004 09:47 AMI had a felling that Rob might object to the oxymoron footnote.
Eric,
I had no idea the job market was so bad in midland?
"Working alone in the client's storage room..."
What, they didn't trust you enough to let you take Barbie home??? :)
Mr. Freen,
If they made a 5'7" version she would fall over being so head-heavy. :) :)
Oh, great...now I've offended an Okie! Gene, you've been in Texas long enough that you can't pull off that "out-of-stater sensitivity" routine anymore. ;-) But, as a therapy professional, I have to take your concerns seriously. Henceforth, I will only think thoughts of, um, Scooby-Doo when I work with inanimate models of the hourglass-figure persuasion.
Freen, I got a "hotlinking error" when I tried to check out the URL you left. If that doesn't have Freudian overtones, then I don't know what would!
Belomi, now that's what I'm talking about...you should feel free to leave comments more often here.
Shannon, believe me, I tried to take my work home (darn those magnetic exit alarms!)... ;-)
Posted by: Eric at September 30, 2004 10:59 AMUT still gets to pose Chris Simms?
I would have guessed the NFL marketing gurus and Tampa would object!
Sorry, Eric, just couldn't pass that one up. :)
Posted by: kevin whited at September 30, 2004 11:15 AMKevin, that's so cold. And soooo funny! ;-)
Dang, now there's another mental picture that I'm going to have to work through...
Posted by: Eric at September 30, 2004 11:36 AM
"Recognizing, of course, that 'prestigious' and 'state university' are oxymorons."
HEY!!!
Posted by: Rob at September 29, 2004 03:56 PM