Kerry finally gets it: Halliburton competent
Category: Just Plain Silly...
Posted Monday, October 18, 2004 at 12:14 PM [GMT-6]

John Kerry has finally admitted what everyone else knew all along: Halliburton gets big jobs because they have the knowledge, resources, expertise, personnel and drive to get them done.

Speaking in Florida today, Kerry made the stunning admission in a reference to the current worldwide shortage in flu vaccine, caused by a British company's quality control failure:

. . . I'll tell you this, if Halliburton made flu shots, there'd be more flu shots here than oranges."

I think we all need to extend a hand of congratulations to Kerry for finally getting a clue.

Note: The preceding is what's known as "satire." If the concept escapes you, please get a dictionary and look it up.

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satire - a foreign concept to liberals.

woops!!! did I say that out loud????

Posted by: shannon at October 18, 2004 01:05 PM

Before vaccines, who would have ever thought that BILLIONS of people in the world would line up, practically BEGGING to have their arm injected with GERMS.

Posted by: The Eurasian at October 18, 2004 01:11 PM

That's not the only thing people want injected into them. *snicker* Meet the "bug chasers". There's sick. There's crazy. Then there's sick and crazy. (*consider that a warning*)

I'm surprised Kerry hasn't blamed Bush for a much more critical shortage facing our nation.

We're running out of Sour Gummy Wallys! Now that's an issue neither candidate has dared to discuss.

It's gotten so bad I've spent endless weekends cruising around, covering hundreds and hundreds of miles in a five state area, hitting every store chain listed on the www.megawarheads.com locator map. Sure, the clerks laugh when I buy out every bag they've got. But they don't understand the extent of this crisis!

Next up from Kerry?

The Bush administration is responsible for your favorite TV show going off the air!

Posted by: Mr. Freen at October 19, 2004 01:05 AM

We're running out of Sour Gummy Wallys!

OK, now you're scaring me!

Posted by: Eric at October 19, 2004 07:22 AM
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