It was a dark and stormy night...
Julie's got the results of this year's Bulwer-Lytton contest, wherein one writes only the first line of a bad novel. The results, as always, make this blogger weep with envy.
There's bound to be some hidden meaning there that just escapes me.
Posted by: Eric at January 14, 2005 09:04 PMEntry #3.) sounds like the start of a pretty good novel, either a murder/ true crime or a darkly funny fantasy.
The big question is how Santa Claus died.
Posted by: Mr. Freen at January 14, 2005 10:06 PM
My money's on the elves. Or the penguins.
Posted by: Eric at January 14, 2005 10:32 PMI don't know if there's some hidden meaning in "crown asunder" - but "asunder" is a great word, and it only seems better next to "crown".

"crown asunder" -- that's the clincher.
Posted by: bb at January 14, 2005 12:33 PM