Book Meme Redux
The pulchritudinous and erudite TulipGirl has tagged your humble scribe for a book meme, one that is similar to this one and yet different. Here 'tis:
- Total books owned, ever: 1,843 (Go ahead...just try to prove me wrong!)
- Last book I bought: "Hold the Enlightenment" by Tim Cahill - Cahill is perhaps the premier "adventure travel" writer, intentionally putting himself in strange and dangerous situations just so he can come back and write about them (assuming he survives). This book was published in 2003, but I just got around to buying and reading it. It's not his most entertaining work, but it is one of his most personal as he reveals hitherto unknown details about his life. He's in his sixth decade now, so the introspection is probably natural.
- Last book I read: "'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out" by Kinky Friedman - The self-described Texas Jewboy -- who's getting some not-insignificant mileage out of his campaign to be the next governor of The Friendship State -- is a prolific author, but this is the first of his books I've read. It's a collection of stream-of-consciousness essays, mostly humorous, generally interesting but ultimately forgettable. I might still vote for him. With a campaign slogan of "Why the Hell Not?" I figure he's at least a match for The Governator. (Note: I really wanted to be able to say that the exquisite "The Kite Runner" was my last read, but that would be untrue. I picked up Kinky's tome as a light dessert following that wonderful entreé.)
- 5 books that mean a lot to me:
- The Bible - It's the Big Kahuna of, well, everything. I'm in my 15th consecutive year of reading it cover-to-cover, and I find new things every single time.
- "Atoms and Evil" by Robert Bloch - This 1962 collection of short stories made me an incurable lifelong sci-fi junkie. They just don't write stories like this anymore.
- "Designing with Web Standards" by Jeffrey Zeldman - This book has shaped and influenced my approach to every website I've built or worked on since I read it. If you're at all interested in web design, it's required reading.
- "Pogo" by Walt Kelly - This was very likely the first book I bought with my own money as a child. I found it in a long-vanished bookstore (which may have just been a collection of haphazardly stocked shelves in someone's living room, now that I think about it) in my hometown of Fort Stockton, Texas. Walt Kelly's comic strips had allusions to things that I had no understanding about, but I found them hilarious just the same. His was a kinder, gentler and far funnier kind of political humor, and when we speak of the "good old days," we're surely referring to the times when Pogo still appeared in the daily funny paper. I still have the remnants of that 50-year old paperback, by the way. It has managed to survive several traumas, not the least of which was when MLB fell asleep in the bathtub while reading it.
- "Introducing Poisonous Snakes" by V. J. Stanek - This is another book from my childhood, a thin hardback published in 1962 that probably contributed to my ambition to become a marine biologist (a plan which was working well until organic chemistry convinced me that I was better suited for a less, um, scientific career). This book is filled with low resolution black-and-white photos of deadly snakes from around the globe, and my imagination was sparked by exotic names like the Gaboon Viper, the Cascavela (Brazilian rattlesnake) and the Boomslang. (Interesting footnote: I just realized that this book was a gift to me and my brother by some old family friends. I'm not sure my brother ever realized that he was technically a co-owner. Wonder how that happened?)
- Tag five people: I'm going to pass on this right now. If you'd like to participate, feel free to leave a comment to that effect and I'll give you a link, but it's late and I'm reluctant to do any unilateral tagging right now. Don't worry, Scott; you're not even on the radar screen.
I had to go to dictionary.com and look up pulchritude because, though I've heard the word dozens of times courtesy of Bugs Bunny and co., I never knew what it meant. Thanks for enlargitating my vocabulary.
BTW, given your SF interests I wonder if you've ever read "Analog"? In the July/August '04 edition there's a story by a guy in my writer's group, Thomas R. Dulski. The title is "To Emily on the Ecliptic" (that's Emily Bronte by the way). It's a neat story if you ever run across it.
He's got another story coming out in Analog soon. He's currently working on a non-fiction book; it's a history of Analytical Chemistry (calm down, now, it'll be a while before it's available).
Posted by: Jim at June 2, 2005 07:03 AMI had to look up pulchritudinous, too - now there's a word that means exactly the opposite of what it sounds like.
I got ahead of myself reading this and for a moment, there, I thought you said your wife fell asleep in the bathtub while reading about poisonous snakes. I was almost disappointed when I re-read it.
Posted by: Brian at June 2, 2005 07:24 AMScott, I'm saving you for a much better meme. Here's a hint: start studying up on early Benedictine monks. ;-)
Jim (and Brian), believe it or not, I have Walt Kelly and Pogo to credit for teaching me the use of the word "pulchritude" and its variations. There was no such thing as dumbing down a comic strip for the audience back then, at least not as far as Kelly was concerned.
...I wonder if you've ever read "Analog"?
Uh, hello?! Check this out. However, I'll admit that it's been years since I picked up a copy.
Re: "Analytical Chemistry" -- Right...like I need yet another reminder of yet another failure in my life. ;-)
I had to look up pulchritudinous, too - now there's a word that means exactly the opposite of what it sounds like.
Brian, you're right. I guess it's sort of a reverse logopoeiac stimulus. (And, lest you get the wrong impression, I did have to look that up. ;-)
Posted by: Eric at June 2, 2005 08:32 AMYep. Yep. You've heard of it. I haven't checked out the wacky web world of Eric as much as I should have I guess. Wow.
This naivete must be due to my being younger than most of your socks, or maybe my advanced logopoewhatchamacallit, or something.
Posted by: Jim at June 2, 2005 11:11 AMIt always amazes me that people are not following every link on every page of my website.
Posted by: Eric at June 2, 2005 04:10 PM
Whew.
Posted by: Scott Chaffin at June 2, 2005 07:01 AM