Patio Makeover
We just finished another step in our ongoing project to jack up our old house and run a new one in under it. This one involved resurfacing our back patio.
For years, the patio had been decorated with paint over bare concrete, in a faux tile pattern. But the paint didn't hold up well to periodic soakings from the sprinkler system, overflowing flower pots or rain that blew in during storms. It was bubbling and cracking in many places, and the concrete itself had a few cracks.
Enter a product called "PermaCrete," a polymer-cement mixture that the manufacturer claims to be fire-proof (protection against barbecues gone bad), water-proof and, well, bullet-proof (the possibility of scamper-by shootings by our backyard squirrels have been a nagging concern ever since we found that dead mockingbird on our back porch).
PermaCrete is applied to the bare concrete and forms an impenetrable layer. It can be colored in any hue, and when applied in multiple layers it can replicate the look of tile, flagstone or just about any other floor covering you can imagine.
I won't go into much detail about how our particular project unfolded. Suffice it to say that it took a month and two days to complete the 298 square foot application, and at one point there were three people painstakingly hand-painting individual tile patterns due to a learning curve error by the contractor. Apparently, we are doomed to a lifetime of "redesign projects from heck" (it would have been worse, but we weren't paying by the hour).
In the end, it turned out pretty well...not as good as we'd hoped, but not as bad as we feared. It's a big improvement over what we had before. It's somewhat unfortunate that we apparently were the first intricate project for the contractor; I think that with a few more similar jobs under his belt, the results will be even better.

This is a before-and-after comparison. The base layer in the "before" shot is actually a layer of PermaCrete applied to the bare concrete (in which all the cracks were first filled and sanded). The base layer then becomes the "grout" in the final tile pattern. The layers can be applied in any desired thickness. The cost of this project worked out to be just under $5/square foot, not counting stripping the concrete.
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Looks gorgeous, Eric!
One thing though. Perma-crete is only "pistol proof". It won't stop rifle bullets or the tank-buster rockets favored by most squirrel tactical squads for acorn bunker defense.
Still, Perma-crete is one heck of an impressive product. Judging by the company's pictures, it was used in building the pyramids at Giza, so it's definitely made to last. Probably the only reason the pyramids have some damage is they haven't been maintained regularly by an authorized Perma-crete Dealer. I think I understand why the contractor wasn't at his best. His real job is singing! Really!
It was installed for you by David Hodo from the Village People, wasn't it? Besides, who'd trust a contractor who drives his wife's maroon minivan?
Posted by: Mr. Freen at August 25, 2005 06:41 PMHey, Mr. Freen, Perma-crete at Giza brings new meaning to the word, "stone-faced".
It looks cooool, Eric!
Posted by: Cowtown Pattie at August 25, 2005 09:07 PMWould that be nylon polymer, Uncle Rico? Remember what happened when Kip backed over the bowl made of nylon polymer...I hope you haven't been mislead! (just couldn't help it)
Note to Wallace: Maybe they could apply that polymer stuff to our roof.
Posted by: julie at August 26, 2005 11:18 AMJulie, I'll try to refrain from parking any cheesy vans on our patio...thanks for the reminder!
Wallace, I think they'd be happy to coat your roof...but if you don't do something pretty soon, Julie may be hiring them to coat you!
Posted by: Eric at August 26, 2005 01:50 PM
Thanks for being the guinea pigs. Why don't you have them do some more work like that around your place so that they can get really good. Then I may have a job for them over at the Bedford Dr. estate.
Posted by: Wallace-Midland Texas at August 25, 2005 02:00 PM