Impending Storm Naming Crisis

With Hurricane Rita about to move into the Gulf of Mexico and more than two months left in the Atlantic hurricane season, there seems to be an overwhelming chance that the list of 21 official tropical storm names for 2005 will be depleted. The last four names on the list are Stan, Tammy, Vince and Wilma.

I can't find any documentation about how such a situation is handled. Apparently, the annual names list has never been fully used since it was instituted. I don't know if the UN's World Meteorological Organization, which has the responsibility for coming up with and administering the list of names will declare an emergency draft of the last three letters of the alphabet (my votes go to Xavier, Yvonne and Zorp -- as far as I know, there's no rule against using a Betelgeusian name, as long as it's the proper gender), or if they'll start recycling the alphabet. I'm sure the answer is somewhere on the WMO's website, but it will take a better person than me to navigate that monstrosity. (This sounds like just the kind of challenge that my pal Mr. Freen excels at conquering.)

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They start over with A, and change the alternation (boy/girl) to whatever it wasn't. That's my guess.

The really scary part is that I've read somewhere that we're the in the first few years of what "some scientists believe" is a 25-year cycle.

Posted by: Scott Chaffin at September 20, 2005 11:40 AM

Scott, I've read about that 25-year cycle. Obviously, I can't rebut (or affirm) it scientifically, but I will simply observe that the most amusing thing we humans do is issue such predictions.

"If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans."

Posted by: Eric at September 20, 2005 12:33 PM

Eric, according to a report on National Public Radio this morning, "In the event that more than 21 named tropical cyclones occur , additional storms will take names from the Greek alphabet, starting with Alpha, Beta and Gamma."

I checked the NOAA website at http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames.shtml , and they said pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: Jeff at September 20, 2005 12:47 PM

Excellent research, Jeff...I have no idea why that single paragraph is omitted from so many other sites devoted to storm names.

Posted by: Eric at September 20, 2005 12:51 PM

I hated it when the WMO decided to be politically correct in naming hurricanes.

These tantrums of Mother Nature are surely feminine?

And YES I am a feminist, but guy names for storms just seems wimpy...no Jolly Roger worth his grog would agree to pen his name to a hurricane...

Posted by: Cowtown Pattie at September 20, 2005 02:08 PM

Yeah, I'd be embarassed to file an insurance claim detailing how all my stuff was trashed by "Stan." (I have this vision of the skinny half of Laurel & Hardy.)

Maybe they could go to the WWF for inspiration. A hurricane named "The Rock" might garner a bit more respect.

Posted by: Eric at September 20, 2005 02:11 PM

After Z (probably Zach or something) comes AA, which the only one I can think of is Aaron. Then comes BB, which I can't think of. After Hurricane Aaron, any other storm should remain unnamed. Maybe when the hurricane realizes that it is unnamed, it would just circle around in the Atlantic as a result of an identity crisis.

Posted by: Bert at September 20, 2005 03:09 PM

Maybe when the hurricane realizes that it is unnamed, it would just circle around in the Atlantic as a result of an identity crisis.

Bbert (ooh...there's one, right there!), you may be onto something. At the very least, we need to think about letting the hurricanes name themselves; perhaps we're just really annoying them by slapping our own arbitrary labels onto them. Perhaps Rita is really Ryan.

Posted by: Eric at September 20, 2005 03:16 PM

I was onto this twelve days ago.

Not that I can count, or anything.

Posted by: CGHill at September 20, 2005 07:59 PM

It looks like Jeff scooped me! :D
(tip o' the hat to Jeff)

The WMO could make a bundle by auctioning the opportunity to name destructive storms.

Heaven forbid the WWF should get even more coverage than it already doesn't deserve. Yesterday, I was trying to find a good image of the theatrical one sheet for "The Ultimate Warrior" (with Yul Brynner).

It took several passes to weed out all the shots of the idiot pro-wrestler with the same name.

Posted by: Mr. Freen at September 20, 2005 08:02 PM

There's a pro wrestler going by the name of Yul Brynner? Kewwwwl! ;-)

Posted by: Eric at September 20, 2005 08:28 PM

Touché!

I should make more of an effort to remember you're a better writer than I am and you spot those inaccuracies!

Posted by: Mr. Freen at September 20, 2005 10:49 PM

Just funnin' you, of course. It wouldn't be any fun if you weren't a good writer who invariably pays attention to such details! ;-)

Posted by: Eric at September 21, 2005 07:18 AM

Now that the hurricanes are named for both boys and girls, I'm surprised no one has demanded equal time for "ethnic sounding" names--Saddam,
Mohammed, Carlito...uh-oh, that's another WWF name! I see a pattern here.
;-)

Posted by: Deb Thompson at September 21, 2005 10:25 AM

I'm pretty sad that you haven't discussed the names I've suggested for next year. Better have a look at YBN from last week. I've offered to let the Hurricane namers use my q, u, x, y and z names this year. You can thank Shelia Jackson Lee for my thoughtfulness.

Posted by: julie at September 21, 2005 10:31 AM

Deb, your suggestion has actually been implemented, sort of. A few years ago, the committee responsible for naming these storms did explicitly change their guidelines to start including names of Spanish origin for the storms originating in the Atlantic, presumably because of the size of the Spanish-speaking population in the region.

I'm sure that Al Qaeda would love to get some Arabic names into the queue...they're taking credit (on Allah's behalf) for the storms anyway! ;-)

Posted by: Eric at September 21, 2005 10:32 AM

Just in case you can't find my post, I'll share the names I came up with. They're dandy.

Antwaan, Bivion, Chartric, DeMond, Edgerrin, Flozell, Gonorleathia, Ja'Qua, Kalimba, LaKeisha, MarTay, Nefertiti, Orlandrus, Perjetta, Quantel, Ranethea, Shameeka, Toderick, Uniqua, Vondel, Wanya, Xezavium, YaSheema, Zenobia.

I think if we get to Zenobia, we won't have a gulf coast left to enjoy.

Posted by: julie at September 21, 2005 10:36 AM

Julie, what I'd like to know is how you got hold of MISD's enrollment records. ;-)

I'm glad to see that many people are putting significant thought into this pressing issue...

Posted by: Eric at September 21, 2005 10:41 AM
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