Aeon Flux: I've seen the future and it's boring
If nothing else (and there won't be) Aeon Flux will have the distinction of being the worst movie this year to star two Best Actress Academy Award winners. I figure Charlize Theron decided she had enough capital from her 2004 Oscar for Monster that she could afford to exchange it for some extra folding cash by making this snoozer. However, I have no explanation for Frances McDormand's participation.
OK, it wasn't awful; in fact, it was lacking in only a few areas. It just needed (1) an interesting plot, (2) good acting and (3) a smidgen of humor to provide the perfect context for some quite good special effects and imaginative settings. Alas, what we got was a mercifully short movie full of "dystopian future" clichés: an abundance of bare concrete, crowds of people moving to and fro with no apparent purpose other than to enjoy their perfect -- if dystopian -- existences, and a big honkin' wall to keep the "outside world" at bay. Oh, and throw in a ruthless, controlling Big Brother government just for good measure, complete with armed guards wearing the most ridiculous looking headgear since Carman Miranda. (Yeah, I know; that makes no sense at all. Just go with it.)
I'm constantly amazed at the creation of future worlds where technology has advanced to the point where one can swallow a pill that enables telepathic communication and people are bioengineered so that they can have hands where their feet once resided, and the flora have bad attitudes, yet the dominant weapon is a gun firing a bullet. Some of the bullets are Very Big, but they're still bullets. Whatever happened to rayguns?
If you're a sci-fi fan with high standards, I think you'll be disappointed with Aeon Flux. If you're not a sci-fi fan at all, just skip it. If you go to the movies only as an excuse to eat buttered popcorn, this one will work as well as any. At least we're drawing near to the arrival of King Kong and Chronicles of Narnia.
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Jeff, I didn't have a frame of reference or any preconceived notions about the movie going in, since I never consumed any of the preceding material you mention. But I think there's a solid 45 minutes worth of compelling sci-fi action and plot. Unfortunately, the movie is twice that long.
Then, too, I'm probably in the minority of people who aren't mesmerized by Charlize Theron. There are a very few actresses whose on-screen presence transcends lame dialog; for me, she's not one of them.
Posted by: Eric at December 4, 2005 07:21 PMI've not been able to understand the Charlize hoopla either. So that makes two of us I guess.
I wasn't planning on seeing Flux, but I don't plan on seeing much these days. I certainly won't waste my time now, having read your review.
Posted by: Jim at December 4, 2005 07:34 PMJim, I'm mulling over a post devoted to the proposition that sci-fi movies have jumped the shark (if I may be permitted to use a term that has also jumped the shark).
Posted by: Eric at December 4, 2005 10:25 PMI don't mind Sci Fi movies, but boring movies are just... boring.
And I wonder if the Jump the Shark website has a page about how Jump the Shark has jumped the shark. A brief search did not reveal the existence of such a page. Your results may vary.
Posted by: Jim at December 5, 2005 08:16 AMSci Fi movies will never jump the shark, because there are still new ones coming out that are great (Serenity, for example).
It's just that Sci Fi is so easy to do so badly...maybe writers and directors figure that since it's Sci Fi they can junk the idea of a good story along with all the other stuff, like reality, that they get to toss on the side of the road.
Like you said, Kong and Narnia. Is there any other movie coming out this month? No. Not as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Julie at December 6, 2005 06:01 PMJulie, I have something more specific in mind as far as my comment about sci-fi movies. I agree that there is a near-infinite number of possibilities for good sci-fi, but I'm disappointed at how many movies are taking the easy way out and trying to adapt someone else's material to the big screen. The conversion of "graphic novels" or animated TV shorts to movies has proven to be a disappointing strategy in my mind, and even though "Serenity" was a pretty decent effort, the fact that it's the best offering of its kind thus far seems to underscore that point.
Posted by: Eric at December 7, 2005 06:40 AMAs someone else who really enjoyed the MTV shorts, I had no doubt that this movie would be teh scuk after watching the trailer. Hell, Charlize is too pretty to carry off Aeon. She's supposed to be a little worn out. Once I saw that she had been cast, it told me where the production was going. (Down.)
What really cheeses me off is that I saw the commercial for the video game, and they modeled the game world after the movie and no the visually unique animations/comics. Yech.
Posted by: Phelps at December 13, 2005 09:44 AM
Eric, your post has anticipated and answered a lot of questions I had about the film, especially about how it might relate to the original animated series and the comic book ... er, I mean, graphic ... novel.
Having been a fan of that original series, it sound to me as though the filmmakers have made an all-too-common mistake made when adapting a 15-minute cartoon to a feature-length film ... trying to stretch the 15 minutes worth of story, setting, character, etc. into 90 minutes, or whatever the film is.
Posted by: Jeff at December 4, 2005 06:56 PM