"You hate hat hair"
Purgatorio lists "10 Reasons Why You Probably Shouldn't Be Amish Anymore."
The comments at least double the count, and don't hurt the hilarity factor any, either.
Tip o'the Big Round Hat to BatesLine, which links to a bunch of other Purgatorio stuff as well. I may have to take Michael's advice and add it to the Gazette's blogroll; I'm just not sure which category it goes in.
