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The Best Blonde Joke in the History of the Internet
Category: Just Plain Silly...
Posted Friday, January 06, 2006 at 08:56 AM [GMT-6]

Generally speaking, I find little in this world worth laughing at*, as regular readers will attest, and most jokes are just stupid. But, every now and then, I stumble across a gem like this.

*This is either satire or sarcasm, unless it's actually irony or solecism, in which case I'm not responsible.

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Ha! I got it after only a couple of clicks! That was pretty good. And no, I'm not blonde.

Posted by: Linda at January 6, 2006 09:28 AM

I myself am still chuckling... And I have brown hair!

Posted by: Patti at January 6, 2006 09:29 AM

Well, I've been clicking since 6:15 this morning and I'm determined to get to the punchline! I can't believe you guys gave up so quickly.

Did I mention that I do have blonde hair (albeit in a vastly diminished quantity)? ;-)

Posted by: Eric at January 6, 2006 09:32 AM

I'll keep clicking later. I have WAY too much to do today to sit here any longer. I want a good laugh. I could really use one. But I don't know if it will really be worth it by the time I finally reach it. I'll try in between all my responsibilities today because I trust your judgment, Eric. BTW, my hair was strawberry blonde when I was a little girl.

Posted by: Phyllis at January 6, 2006 10:34 AM

Phyllis, in this matter it's safe to assume that you should trust me to the extent that I've been found trustworthy in similar things over the years.

Posted by: Eric at January 6, 2006 10:38 AM

man that took me longer to get than it should have and I not even as blonde as I used to be.

Posted by: shannon at January 6, 2006 12:48 PM

Shannon, it's still early in the year. You'll get warmed up...

Posted by: Eric at January 6, 2006 12:50 PM

Took me two clicks, then one more to confirm.

Clever. : )

Posted by: Brian J. Hong at January 6, 2006 01:40 PM

What? I still don't get it. What's so funny about sending us blondes on a wild goose chase? And as a blonde accountant, it has taken me far more than Brian's "two clicks" to "get it." I've got better things to do, really...like color my hair!

Posted by: Gwynne at January 6, 2006 02:50 PM

Well, apparently, blondes really do get more clicks...um...kicks!

Posted by: Eric at January 6, 2006 03:24 PM

Too funny! :) Those LiveJournal guys are just too clever.

Posted by: Denise at January 7, 2006 07:08 PM

I don't get it.

*kidding* It took me 5 clicks.

Posted by: jen at January 8, 2006 08:55 PM

I like the blonde man joke better.

Posted by: julie at January 10, 2006 12:34 PM

I'm still clicking...

Posted by: ern at January 17, 2006 02:11 AM

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