Random Thursday

Programming note: No promises, but tomorrow's edition of FATCR may answer the age-old question of how Monty Python might have turned out had they admitted Tommy Lee Jones and Robert Duvall.

  • When I moved from the corporate world to the world of the self-unemployed home office drone, I gained a new appreciation for housekeeping, as I took on many of the tasks that I had only shared (and pitifully irregularly, at that, I now realize) with my wife, who is still engaged in corporate dronage. And so it is that when someone like Jennifer posts her housework schedule, I take note. But I draw the line at pig wrangling.

  • If the programming kiddos at The Sci Fi Channel are half as edgy as they think they are, they won't waste anytime coming up with a Gator Movie Marathon. Quick searches on IMDB.com for "crocodile" and "alligator" turn up plenty of movies that meet SciFi's incredibly high standards for schlock.

  • Here's a new twist on the issue of whether employers should turn a blind eye to employees doing a little personal web surfing during working hours. From this week's Wall Street Journal's "Real Time" column:

    Bob Murcek writes: A whole different perspective on this is the IRS's. Our internal audit people at work are telling us that the IRS is starting to get really picky about situations where employers give employees anything of value that doesn't show up on a W4 so they can get their cut. Our auditors' understanding is that having time to surf at work is a benefit that has to be tracked by the hour, converted to dollars, and put on employees' W4s!

    Well. I wonder, then, why the same philosophy wouldn't require similar tracking for, say, restroom breaks? Uh oh...I hope I didn't give anyone any ideas.

  • What's up with Tom Hanks's hair in The DaVinci Code, anyway?

  • If you haven't quite grasped the nuances of having a family reunion in today's complicated world, there's help close at hand: just ask The Colonel. He's obviously been nipping at the secret spices, because he suggests that planning for a reunion should begin 18-24 months in advance. 18-24 months? For what? All you need are lawn chairs and deviled eggs. Anything else is gravy...although gravy would be good, too.

  • I'm afraid I've got to side with Britney over the latest media-fueled controversy surrounding her parenting skills. How do her critics explain the fact that tens of millions of us (probably including those same critics) managed to achieve adulthood (if not maturity) without car seats, let alone facing the right direction in one?

  • What in the world could have convinced $tarbuck$ that combining bananas with coffee is a good thing?

  • We'll leave you with this, the Funniest Mother's Day Tribute Video Ever, link courtesy of Julie Neidlinger who, when we last checked, was awaiting some kind of intervention to rescue her from an apparent inability to stop rewinding and rewatching.
Comments

All you need are lawn chairs and deviled eggs.

Heh. The sign of a true SBC family. ;-) But I don't like gravy on my deviled eggs. No. uh-uh. 18-24 months???? Good grief!

Posted by: Gwynne at May 18, 2006 09:56 AM

Hmm..see, I'm kind of ok with the 18-24 months idea because for our next reunion? I want to go on an Alaska cruise. Then there's interesting stuff to do and, oh yea, the family's around (instead of - ok we're all here - forced socialization!) But maybe my version of reunion is different from the norm (if I got out more, I would know conclusively, I'm sure.)

Jennifer's list makes me tired. And I will state for the record that my house gets vaccumed once every two weeks - when my cleaning lady comes. I can't fathom vaccuming twice (or was it 3 times?) a week...I'd love it, mind you, but I can't imagine doing it. She just got bumped up to "super woman" on my list.

I was wondering about the hair thing too. Glad it's not just me.

Posted by: beth at May 18, 2006 10:01 AM

And I'm no Britney fan, but agree completely with her on this...heck, we weren't even made to wear seat-belts, remember? My brother and I played hide-and-seek in the back of our big old station wagon (that smelled like cat urine, I might add...I'll never forget that smell)! ;-)

Posted by: Gwynne at May 18, 2006 10:01 AM

Beth, that sounds like a fun reunion! And I agree it would take a little more planning time.

Posted by: Gwynne at May 18, 2006 10:03 AM

I want to go on an Alaska cruise.

Beth!! Isn't this amazing!!!! I'm your long lost cousin, twice removed, on your sister-in-law's (or brother-in-law, whichever works better) side. Where do we sign up? ;-)

...we weren't even made to wear seat-belts, remember?

It's even harder when the cars don't have seat belts, which is my earliest recollection.

Posted by: Eric at May 18, 2006 10:09 AM

Well, unless there's something about my sister I haven't heard, we'll have to go with brother-in-law's side. I'll let you know as soon as I know the date. :)

I've actually, ahem, floated this idea for the next one. We'll see how it pans out, just sounds like way more fun to me than sitting in the blazing California sun (where most of them are - and not a fun part of CA that has, oh, a beach or mountains or something, no, we're talking Fresno area) siting around a pool. I really diislike pools.

I can see the sympathy vote thing with Brit, except for one thing - I fear (and here comes Ms. Cynical) that she's using this to engender publicity for herself so she stays in the public eye and mind. She's working on a new album, etc. etc. So why not make sure people remember who she is - no press is bad press, right? Except that this press shows potential harm to her kid - despite the fact that we all lived through it.

Posted by: beth at May 18, 2006 11:13 AM

Well, I think you're giving Ms. Spears far too much credit with regard to manipulation of the press. In any event, the woman was in compliance with state law. If the press is going to slam every parent in the world for not being perfect (according to the "safety police's" definitions, of course) then it better order a bunch more newsprint (or pixels) because the current supply is going to be inadequate.

Posted by: Eric at May 18, 2006 11:22 AM

Well, you have a point there - honestly this last one didn't bug me as much as the in the lap thing. But you're right, I've not seen a perfect parent yet, so...I guess she deserves a little break this time ;)

Posted by: beth at May 18, 2006 12:13 PM

Eric, while banana-flavored coffee does not appeal to me, either, I DID have a cup of coffee (House Blend) alongside a piece of their new banana cream bar ... and THAT was very good ...

My older boy had a banana cream frappucino ... a non-coffee drink they've added to their menu - and liked it very much ...

Posted by: Jeff at May 18, 2006 12:24 PM

Your point about car seats is well taken. I'll have to link to it later in my post mocking Britney.

Posted by: David Gerstman at May 18, 2006 01:24 PM

...in my post mocking Britney.

Don't bite off too much of a challenge there, David. ;-)

Posted by: Eric at May 18, 2006 01:34 PM

We *do* vacuum a lot. Two large, long haired dogs will do that. During shedding season (like now) I really could do the family room every day.

I hate it when my socks get furry :-}

And, Eric, you were the last person I would have expected to link to my housekeeping list. One never knows what one will get when one posts something on the internet!

Posted by: Jennifer at May 18, 2006 02:30 PM

And, Eric, you were the last person I would have expected to link to my housekeeping list.

Believe me, Jennifer, if you'd told me a few years ago that I'd be interested in housekeeping lists, I'd have thought you were crazy. As I said, I have a new appreciation for and interest in the "science of keeping house"! ;-)

I know what you mean about furry socks, too. My wife washes Abbye every Sunday evening. My black socks from church that morning are in the washer every Sunday night...and in goes the big towel she uses to dry Abbye. You can see where this leads, can't you? When I do the laundry on Monday, my socks resemble bedraggled lint rollers. All the dog hair that's supposed to go out the dryer's lint trap gets sucked onto my socks instead.

I may have to start reserving another load of laundry for those socks.

Alternatively, I could start wearing white socks to church! ;-)

Posted by: Eric at May 18, 2006 02:36 PM

But Black Socks Never Get Dirty - it's a song, it must be true!

2 longish haired dogs is why we could benefit from more vaccuming around here. As it is, I just go barefoot. :)

Posted by: beth at May 18, 2006 03:12 PM

Oh, Jeff, I almost missed your comment. I'm one of those strange persons who just doesn't like banana flavoring in anything except bananas. Starbucks must have entered into some humongous banana contracts because their putting that stuff into more and more of their confections as well as their drinks. Ick.

Posted by: Eric at May 18, 2006 05:08 PM

Mmm, banana frappucino! I didn't know!! C'mon, Eric. You know you love Banana Twin Pops!

Posted by: Gwynne at May 18, 2006 06:04 PM

What part of "ick" did you not understand? 8>)

Posted by: Eric at May 18, 2006 06:16 PM

Wait, Britney has a baby?

Posted by: Jim at May 18, 2006 07:26 PM

Jim, I'm usually the last to know these things. Even I knew that Britney had a baby!

Posted by: Gwynne at May 18, 2006 08:16 PM

On the subject of house keeping, I know someone who can fold fitted sheets beautifully! I am so impressed!

Posted by: Rachel at May 18, 2006 10:35 PM
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