Book Review: "The Lost Blogs"

I so wanted to love Paul Davidson's The Lost Blogs: From Jesus to Jim Morrison. After all, it's billed as a hilarious book containing hypothetical posts from blogs written by historically significant people who lived well before the medium was invented. It's a great idea. Unfortunately, like rice pudding, a little goes a long way (and I like rice pudding).

Davidson came up with blog entries for about 200 people, ranging from Joan of Arc to Jimmy Hoffa, and from Bonnie & Clyde to Bruce Lee. Some of them are, indeed, hilarious (e.g. Freud's self-analysis followed by readers' comments and his not-so-mellow reaction to them; L. Ron Hubbard's musings about the laughable idea of creating an entire religion based on themes from a sci-fi novel), but more often the posts routinely fall into the category of "here's someone famous blogging about a situation they face and we know how it turns out but isn't it amusing to see how they were conflicted and clueless about it." And, unfortunately, it's not amusing...just repetitive.

Sure, we can try to laugh about how Mo's dad used to poke him in the eyes with his fingers and how he swore he'd never do that to anyone when he grew up, and there might be some humor in Davy Crockett's attempts to find a meaningful phrase to commemorate what he was experiencing at the Alamo ("Be Mindful of the Mission" being one alternative), but after a while the historical blogging premise simply becomes too lame to carry a whole book.

But, you know what the final straw was for me? Each "post" begins with "From:" in which the URL of the fictitious blog is presented, and the reader is allowed to determine the identity of the blogger based on this address (e.g. "http://www.thecarpentryblog.com/~jesus/"). It adds a touch of realism, and some of them are cute. But then I saw the URL for a post from Chairman Mao (http://www.mao_zedong.ch/blog/) and from Bruce Lee (http://www.bruce_lee.ch/blog/) and immediately the book lost credibility. If you're going to write a book about blogging and try to give it enough authenticity to set up the humor, then you really ought to know that the Top Level Domain for China is not .ch -- which belongs, albeit inexplicably, to Switzerland -- but .cn! I mean, he gets .uk and .fr and .gr (Socrates) and even .gov (for Benedict Arnold), but missing China's TLD is a disappointing oversight.

Anyway, much as it pains me to say it, I can't recommend this book (and it figures, since I've got two copies of it), at least not to those who take their blogging seriously (even if their posts aren't). It was a nice try, but it would have worked better as a thirty page graphic novel.

Disclosure: This book was provided to me for review purposes by the publisher, Time Warner Book Group. I'm trying not to read anything into the fact that it actually sent me two copies.

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Comments

I could eat a couple gallons of rice pudding. What kind of analogy was that? ;-)

Well, still, you could use the book as a giveaway during the 'thon. At least it's on topic. Of course, I'm still planning to hold out for the Fire Ant Eggs. ;-)

Posted by: Gwynne at May 25, 2006 10:00 PM

Yeah, I know...I regretted the analogy as soon as I posted it. But I've found that most people don't like rice pudding (or just the concept of rice pudding, as many have never even tried it).

I guess I should have stuck with something from the green vegetable family, like brussels sprouts.

Posted by: Eric at May 25, 2006 10:05 PM

I'm with you on the rice pudding. Now bread pudding - we'd've had words. But rice pudding? Ick. Though brussel sprouts would work as well.

Sounds like it was a neat idea that failed in execution, which is too bad.

The .ch thing cracked me up though. When we were in Europe and driving about looking at all the little oval stickers on cars we were flummoxed by the CH ones for a while. Finally asked. Now all I can think is that CH Sugar is Swiss. But yeah, seems like just a teeny weeny bit of research could've prevented that. (Or maybe the author got it right and the editor changed it and the author didn't catch it? Or maybe Mao and Bruce Lee were blogging from exile in Switzerland? Or used Swiss addresses to escape Chinese censorship?)

Thanks for the review though :)

Posted by: beth at May 26, 2006 05:41 AM

Thanks for the review, Eric. I think I must need to stop working so hard and/or get out more, because I'd never even heard of this book.

It's probably significant, in some Freudian context, that as you were leading up to the .ch gaff, I'd already noticed it and thought, Waitaminnit... '.ch' is Switzerland, not China by the time you revealed that this was, in fact, the final destination for your train of thought.

Posted by: Foo at May 26, 2006 07:19 AM

Or used Swiss addresses to escape Chinese censorship?

Heh. If the author's on the ball, that's exactly what he'll use as an excuse!

...I'd already noticed it and thought, Waitaminnit...

Foo, that's what makes this seemingly insignificant error not so insignificant after all. The logical target audience for this book is going to include a lot of folks like you, me and Beth who will notice such details and not look favorably upon their shoddy presentation. If you're preaching to the choir, you better be able to hit the notes. Or something.

Posted by: Eric at May 26, 2006 08:50 AM

You get free books from publishers to review?

Gee.

Posted by: Julie at May 28, 2006 01:53 PM

The Time Warner Book Group (which is now the Hachette Book Group, via corporate merger or something) has an online marketing group that uses a network of bloggers to spread the word about new releases. I wrote about it last June. It's a very informal arrangement, but basically I can ask for any book in their stable and they'll send it to me in exchange for a review. They'll also suggest books to review. While I can say yes or no to such suggestions, I've found that my reading horizons have been expanded by taking those suggestions, as I've found good books that I'd never have otherwise read.

I've reviewed about a dozen books during the past year as a part of this program. I always disclose my relationship with the publisher.

Posted by: Eric at May 28, 2006 02:48 PM
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