Random Thursday

Just a few idle thoughts while wondering if "Paradise" is everything al-Zarqawi thought it would be. I suspect not.

  • Julie says she's envious of my book reviewing arrangement with a publisher. What she doesn't realize is that some of us would kill to be able to write stuff like this.

  • As long as we're being impressed by other bloggers, take a look at Foo's account of his 55-mile bike ride last weekend. OK, you can be impressed with his ride, but what will absolutely blow you away if you think about it is the fact that his wife, Turtle, did the 22-mile route. Big deal, you think? Yeah...let's see how far you'd get on a handcycle, amigo. I'm in awe.

  • OK, listen up. Just hypothetically, say you decided that you wanted to climb a tree in your backyard. My advice to you is that before you think about jumping up in the air to grab the branch that you think will be your passage into the tree, pause one second to contemplate what it feels like to have your fingerprints forcibly removed by the rough bark of that branch when you discover that your vertical leap is a bit less than it was, say, twenty years ago. Hypothetically.

  • I realize that with respect to the series of Alltel commercials featuring the competition's lookalike spokesthings, the phrase "beating a dead horse" could apply to my coverage. But here's another thing that makes those commercials so fascinating to me: Alltel is succeeding in the improbable task of assigning new personalities to its competitors -- or to their icons, which really ends up being the same thing, and it's apparently succeeding in doing so without becoming libelous. I suspect that T-Mobile, Verizon, Cingular, and Sprint are absolutely seething at the way Alltel is defining the playing field (warzone?). There may be a way to retaliate, but it will have to be played deftly to avoid looking like a crybaby.

  • Our electricity bill arrived yesterday from TXU. While there's not a lot I like about those bills, one useful feature is the comparison of the average high temperature for this billing period compared to the same period last year. We who have been sweltering through May and June won't be surprised by this, but the average temp for the 2006 billing was 96° F (35.6° C) vs. 89° (31.7 C) last year. A seven degree swing is pretty amazing; I'm sure Al Gore is dancing a ponderous jig at the news. Maybe he'll come to Midland to make a sequel.

  • Just when you thought you were doomed to endure the dog days of sports events, you realize that the start of the 2006 Tour de France is just a couple of weeks away. I'm gonna miss Lance in the Great Race, but, frankly, it'll also be fun to watch a Tour that has a little uncertainty to the outcome. Anyway, here's my advice: bookmark two websites. The first is the previous link to the official TDF joint; the second is the best TDF blog around, the creatively named "Tour de France 2006." If something happened or someone said something related to the Tour and it's not on this blog, then it really isn't very important.

  • Psst. Wanna see some photos of bloggers that you know by name but perhaps not by sight? I won't spoil the surprise, but go here to be enlightened.

By the way, tomorrow's FATCR may actually involve a reading of a classic.

Comments

Ok, so I was impressed with Foo and Turtle...but maybe you can help the, well, bike-adverse I guess I'd have to call myself (just supremely untalented, bicycle-wise), with understanding the whole Tour de France thing. Is the point simply that they ride a whole long way for a whole long time or is there some larger purpose served? And is France particularly important to it, or could it be relocated to, say, Latvia, and still be just as exciting for people?

Ooookkk...not sure what's questionable there, but apparently you don't like the phrase moved followed by the word to. So um...let's try relocated.

Posted by: beth at June 15, 2006 08:57 AM

Beth: as long as I'm here and was going to comment on Le Tour anyway, here's my 2¢ worth.

Prior to this past year's race, I had spent a total of maybe an hour thinking about the Tour de France (TdF), and that was only because other people were talking about it on some of the forums I read. Last year, though, OLN had all kinds of coverage, and we had recently acquired OLN, so I thought... yanno... "Why not?"

It turns out that the measures by which the question "who's winning?" can be answered are varied and complex. The overall leader at any given point in the TdF-the guy wearing the yellow jersey-is determined by which individual rider has taken the least total amount of time to complete all the stages up to that point. However, there are all sorts of stages: individual and team time trials, long distance, mountainous... and individual riders who may not be strong enough in all those types of stages focus their efforts on winning the ones that play to their strengths.

So, in addition to the yellow jersey, you've got specialists competing for the green jersey (sprinters), the polka dot jersey (climbers), and the white jersey (rookie leader). Each of these has a high falootin' French name, as well, but really... who cares?

Meanwhile, you have all sorts of mind games and team strategy involving drafting, breakaways, and the fact that everyone riding in the peloton-that great mass of general category riders who tool along and let the specialists kill themselves, while they safe their strength for the right moment-gets the same time in any given stage. So as long as you're in the peloton, the only riders to whom you give up time are those who broke away and won the stage. If it's a hilly stage, the peloton will allow the climbers to break away and win the stage, because they know that those willowy guys don't have the motors to win enough stages to take an overall win.

It's like a chess match.

But that's not what I came here to talk about. I was going to comment on RAAM. Eric, if you think Turtle's tough, sneak a gander at what that Austrian handcycle team is doing in the Race Across America. It's mind-blowing to realise that they're actually up with some of the solo traditional and solo riders.

Also, I don't know if you were following or not, but Jim Kern really was burning up the road on his recumbent until he had to DNF because of pulmonary edema. Can you imagine going into something like RAAM knowing you're going to have to fight your asthma the whole way? Amazing.

Posted by: Foo at June 15, 2006 12:12 PM

All your posts are classic, man.

Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2006 04:06 PM

Foo - thanks. :) Hmmm...maybe I'll have to give it a looksee...sounds kinda cool.

Posted by: beth at June 16, 2006 06:23 AM

Beth, ever seen the movie, Breaking Away? I attribute a lot of America's interest in cycling to that movie. More intelligent minds may differ. ;-)

Posted by: Gwynne at June 16, 2006 10:41 AM
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