Steeling Myself for a Big Project

I went to the local steel store yesterday and bought 72 feet of 1 1/2" thinwall square Scan of childlike drawingtubing and I aim to fire up that little welder and make some sparks, burn ban or no burn ban.

(Parenthetical note: On a hundred degree day, carrying six 12' lengths of tubing across the dusty unshaded steel yard made me understand the well-worn colloquialism, which you've no doubt used scores of times, "hotter than a hundred degree day in a dusty unshaded west Texas steel yard while carrying long square metal tubes.")

I've even got a plan, sort of. Feel free take a guess as to what it's going to be, based on the Leonardo-class drawing* (you can click on the little 'un to see the big 'un). Here's a hint: the drawing isn't complete.

But the builder isn't competent, so it all balances out.

*You can save your snarky observations about how my 24" square is obviously a rectangle. I drew it before I measured the space it's going into, smarty-pants.

Comments

Clearly it's a rolling planter with magazine slots on either side. Cause, you know, plants like to read too.

Posted by: beth at July 12, 2006 07:44 AM

The rack on the right seems to be for a computer. The above rack seems to be for clothes. The bins on the left seems to be for .... shoes or potting soil. Okay, I've got it! It's a computerized clothes horse.

Posted by: Gene at July 12, 2006 07:45 AM

Looks like the beginnings of a barbecue grill, to me.

Posted by: Foo at July 12, 2006 08:32 AM

It's a lemonade stand on wheels!

Posted by: mis_nomer at July 12, 2006 08:40 AM

WEGA! Or some other large screen TV for Abbye to bark at Lassie.

Posted by: Bret at July 12, 2006 08:57 AM

Leonardo stamped all his shop drawings "Not to Scale."

Posted by: Deborah at July 12, 2006 09:01 AM

Those are all excellent, imaginative guesses. All wrong, of course, but still good tries. ;-)

In fact, I'd probably be better off doing some of your guesses rather than what I'm really doing.

Anyway, I'll try to keep you posted with progress reports. Given my track record with these projects, it's possible I'll still be boring you with this in December.

Posted by: Eric at July 12, 2006 09:27 AM

Is it a tool caddy? i.e. rakes, shovels, hoes, weed whackers....

Posted by: Becky at July 12, 2006 10:05 AM

Do you have a new job working in a fancy hotel? Looks like a bellman's luggage cart.

Posted by: Becky at July 12, 2006 10:26 AM

It's an all-in-one contraption for Abbye Care!!!

Posted by: Phyllis at July 12, 2006 11:25 AM

Phyllis, our whole house is already devoted to that undertaking; there's nothing I could build that would expand our commitment, other than a printing press for currency. ;-)

Becky, while the bellman's job would pay better than building websites, that's not it. But your first guess IS correct!

Posted by: Eric at July 12, 2006 11:33 AM

How do I claim my fabulous prize?

Posted by: Becky at July 12, 2006 12:01 PM

Yeah, like being related to me by marriage isn't fabulous enough. You crack me up. ;-)

Posted by: Eric at July 12, 2006 12:05 PM

Yes, the phrase "simple" gifts would apply here.

On our recent trip to Italy, we saw incredible works by DaVinci and Michelangelo, among others. Quite a few of these works were unfinished, yet still are revered as masterpieces today. (Even their preliminary sketches.) So, don't stress if you aren't able to complete your project. Brilliant minds are just wired up differently, don't you agree?

Posted by: Becky at July 12, 2006 12:26 PM

Brilliant minds are just wired up differently, don't you agree?

Well, you're obviously fishing for a compliment here, because, otherwise, I have absolutely no context for responding to such a question.

So, yes, I agree; there's mysterious wiring at work. ;-)

Posted by: Eric at July 12, 2006 12:59 PM

Gonna be sellin' hot dogs on the streets of Midland are you?

Posted by: Wallace-Midland Texas at July 12, 2006 03:14 PM

Ooh!! And be sure to include fresh bagels and large soft pretzels!!! I can just see you with little magnets of the Midland skyline stuck to the bottom of your cart, for sale courtesy the COC!!

And use all beef franks, please.

Posted by: Phyllis at July 12, 2006 03:23 PM

Y'all are making me hungry...and therein lies the problem of my becoming a street vendor. I'd eat all the inventory.

Well, except for the magnets. Probably.

Posted by: Eric at July 12, 2006 03:26 PM

It's a rolling bicycle rack to hang up your recumbent; custom fit for a spot in the garage. Storage for wheels and rims on one side, shelf for tools on the other (or a nice potted palm). Bin on bottom for accessories and junk.

Posted by: Deborah at July 12, 2006 04:01 PM

It looks like half a double-wide. Please tell me it's not.

Posted by: julie at July 12, 2006 04:52 PM

Shoot, woman, I cain't afford me no double-wide. Cain't even afford the old tires to throw up on the roof to keep it from blowin' off.

Deborah, that's not it, but it does give me an idea for a future project. ;-) However, one of the first useful things I ever did with my little welder was modify a roof rack for a standard tandem to fit our ultra-long recumbent tandem.

Posted by: Eric at July 12, 2006 04:57 PM

Phooey! I just knew I'd figured it out! I hope you'll share work-in-progress photos as you go along so we can keep guessing.

Posted by: Deborah at July 12, 2006 05:23 PM

Ooh, well...I hate to break it to you, Deborah, but someone already guessed the nature of the project, somewhere in the preceding comments. But if you still want to be surprised, you can stay tuned for the progress reports.

Posted by: Eric at July 12, 2006 05:36 PM

Sorry I missed this. I was going to say it looked like an aquarium stand. Either that, or a go-cart (if you saw the go-cart my brother and I built, you would understand). ;-)

Posted by: Gwynne at July 12, 2006 11:07 PM
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