What a difference a day makes!

Forgive me for sitting here with a goofy grin as I type this, because I think I've landed in some kind of Bizarro World for Consultants, and it's a strange feeling.

Here's what's got me feeling like I've gone through the looking glass. I emailed an invoice to a client yesterday...and got the check today. Then, just a couple of hours ago, I dropped an invoice off at another client's office, along with a backup disk and some other stuff, just intending to save a little postage (sorry, Jim)...and he said, "wait here and I'll write you a check." Oh my. Is there another eight word phrase that sounds more lovely to a consultant's ears? I think not.

The thing is, neither of these were trivial checks. They were new-bicycle, upgrade-your-computer, finally-get-that-operation-you've-been-saving-for, fill-up-the-SUV checks.

I love $75 oil!

Comments

I'm glad you're happy about $75 oil. Out here, it is absolutely eating up my vehicle maintenance reimbursement.

And I don't mind you saving a stamp! One less letter for me (that's a figuratives 'me,' of course) don't have to deliver.

Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2006 04:22 PM

Wow I really fouled up that comment.... It should have read

"One less letter for me to deliver."

yeesh.

Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2006 04:23 PM

I just figured you were in Tarzan mode.

My use of the word "love" in reference to $75 oil is an example of ironic hyperbole, a term that I just made up and truly don't understand. In reality, oil prices are a mixed blessing, especially for someone like me who's not directed employed in the oil bidness, but whose client base's fortune rises and falls in direct proportion to those prices.

Posted by: Eric at July 26, 2006 04:39 PM

Any chance your clients need some estate tax consulting? Because I'd love to have those kind of clients, as opposed to the ones that say "I thought I already paid you for that." Or, "the check is in the mail." Or, "your billing rate is what?!" This is when I wish I worked as a Wal-Mart greeter where I'm sure I could live up to my billing rate. ;-)

Posted by: Gwynne at July 26, 2006 06:03 PM

All Right! Is it new Duo with 30" mon?

Posted by: Gene at July 26, 2006 10:52 PM

Although I have never hired an actual independent consultant, I have used my share of individual contractors of one kind or another. I truly admire the self-employed. May those of us who depend on you always be honest and prompt in compensating you for your work.

Posted by: Rob at July 26, 2006 10:56 PM

Yay for payday! (Prompt payday, at that.) My sister is self-employed so I have seen the happy dance that accompanies prompt payment (and the irritation that arises when multiple billings are required.)

I'm not talking about how I just spent a little over $100 to fill up both of our cars yesterday -- and neither one is an SUV, they're both reasonable cars. It's just....wrong.

Posted by: beth at July 27, 2006 06:28 AM

So people pay you?! And on time?! Please post more on this topic because I can't begin to imagine it happening in real life.

Posted by: Julie at July 27, 2006 10:17 AM

Julie, if it was actually a common occurrence, I would never have posted about it! ;-)

Rob, "independent consultant" is, in my case, just a fancy term for contractor. I'm really nothing more (or less) than, say, a carpenter, building with pixels instead of wood. But I feel comfortable with the consultant label also, because I do my fair share of advice-giving, both paid and for free.

Gene, the checks were nice...but not that nice! Actually, I was being honest when I described the potential uses. Two of the four things I mentioned will be addressed by the payments, but I'm not saying which two. ;-)

Posted by: Eric at July 27, 2006 10:26 AM

Enjoy this rare event while it lasts! Happy spending!

Posted by: Rachel at July 27, 2006 06:27 PM

Thanks, Rachel, but it's my wife who's going to be happy about the spending part. ;-)

Posted by: Eric at July 27, 2006 06:46 PM
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