Appearing Live At A Market Near You: The Virtual Dementia Tour

I suppose that when one finds oneself agreeing to unpaid public appearances at the local grocery store, that's when one must come to the conclusion that one's career is, at best, on the downhill slide.

Unless, of course, that "one" is moi, in which case said appearance marks the apex of his celebrity career.

Yeah, OK. I also realize that the apex and the downhill can -- and will -- occur simultaneously, sort of like Milli Vanilli's musical career.

I'm off to HEB in just a sec, to join mi compatrot Jimmy who, I hope, has already established a beachhead.

Comments

I'm right next to the fantasy football magazines and the cauliflower.

Posted by: Jimmy at July 29, 2006 10:06 AM

I'm no marketing guru, but you'd think the fantasy football mags might be closer to the beer and chips than the cauliflower. ;-)

Posted by: Gwynne at July 29, 2006 10:25 AM
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