Aeon Flux: Need a backstory, folks...
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The five million survivors live in Bregna, the last city on earth.
Thus begins Aeon Flux, a sci-fi movie that wasn't treated well in these pages when I first viewed it, and one that I find hasn't improved with age, having seen it again on a NetFlix DVD.
But it was only on the second viewing that the implications of the opening screen text sunk in.
If the virus killed all but 5 million people, and that 5 million represented 1% of the world's population, that means that -- um, carry the one -- the beginning population was 500 million people.
Something's not right. Stick with me on this, OK?
The US Census Bureau estimates that the world's population in mid-2010 will be 6.8 billion (well, actually, they say 6,825,750,456, a number I'm not prepared to dispute but one whose precision is dazzling). So, what I'd like to know is what happened to the 6.3 billion people who apparently "went away" between 2010 and 2011.
Frankly, I think that backstory would have been much more interesting than what actually appeared on the screen.
OTOH, perhaps we're just seeing some fuzzy math, which shouldn't surprise us given that the movie was produced by MTV. No wonder Johnny can't make change at the drive-through window.
What? Well, what do you think about while driving home from the grocery store?
<slaps forehead> D'oh! I knew it was something obvious!
Posted by: Eric at August 4, 2006 04:23 PMyou forgot to close your slaps forehead tag, dude.
Posted by: Jim at August 4, 2006 07:41 PMWhat are you, some kinda human XHTML validatin' machine?
Posted by: Eric at August 4, 2006 08:08 PMSo, what I'd like to know is what happened to the 6.3 billion people who apparently "went away" between 2010 and 2011.
See? This is what happens when Congress passes bad tax law. As currently written, 2010 is the year when there will be NO estate tax. In 2011, it reverts to a much higher estate tax. I think we can expect an inordinate number of deaths in 2010. ;-)
Posted by: Gwynne at August 5, 2006 02:00 AMHa! I just knew that somehow the IRS would be involved. Or Congress. Or both.
Have you ever had a client come to you asking advice on exactly when they needed to die? ;-)
Posted by: Eric at August 5, 2006 07:01 AMWell, it is the year to die if you're going to anyway. Our financial planner actually pointed that out and said (jokingly) "If your parents are getting old, let them know that 2010 should be their year!" However, I'm not quite ready for mom or dad to kick yet.
And I posted a comment last night cause I was hoping Aeon Flux would've been cool from the B movie standpoint but...well, it apparently got eaten. So it's not even good that way, Eric?
Posted by: beth at August 5, 2006 07:13 AMBeth, Charlize Theron apparently had a clause in her contract that deducted a large sum of money from her payday each time she smiled on camera. On the other hand, there was a similar clause that added to her take each time she wore a silly costume.
Aeon Flux is the Anti-Serenity, if that means anything.
I will admit that for any sci-fi movie buff, there are some cool things that make it worth watching...once.
By the way, I apologize for the comment-eating beast that my spam blacklist became temporarily last night. Somehow, the URL "ail.com" got added, which meant that no one with a gmail address (among other things) could leave a comment. I've fixed that and severely chastened said blacklist.
Posted by: Eric at August 5, 2006 07:22 AM<slap target="blacklist" />
Posted by: Brian at August 5, 2006 10:39 AMSomehow, the URL "ail.com" got added
Yes, it did...I had to change my email address just to leave a comment, Eric. That's loyalty for ya. ;-)
Have you ever had a client come to you asking advice on exactly when they needed to die?
No, but as Beth noted, we freely offer such advice (okay, maybe it's not free, we charge by the minute). ;-) You can be sure that if the law is not changed before then, there will be a certain increase of "pulling the plug" in 2010 (along with an increase in life sustaining measures taken between Christmas and the New Year, 2009).
Posted by: Gwynne at August 5, 2006 10:53 AMHey, Brian, can you write me a "PERL Slap" script in case my blacklist gets twisted off again? ;-)
By the way, "PERL Slap" would make a great name for a band.
Gwynne, that whole area would be good fodder for a post. It's just rife with implication... serious and otherwise.
And your loyalty is duly noted, even as your judgment is duly questioned. ;-)
Posted by: Eric at August 5, 2006 12:01 PMWhat a disappointment that movie turned out to be. Almost as terrible as Ultraviolet, which would have been utterly pointless except that I like looking at Milla Jovavich.
The Island got terrible reviews (according to my bride) but at least had the virtue of an intriguing premise, once it got past the first bit with the early '70s sci-fi look.
Posted by: Foo at August 6, 2006 05:44 PM
Uh, the uh, movie took place post-Left Behind. That's it!
Posted by: Jim at August 4, 2006 03:58 PM