Is this thing on?

Ok - yes. Sorry, it was just denying my oh-so-witty comments, so I thought I'd check first. :)

What I was trying to say is that you could always call it a tie and combine them...you know:

West Texas wisdom that crawls up your leg and stings your heart.

Or you could go with:

Firey little bites of West Texas that crawl up your leg and sting your wisdom.

:)

Beth, were you using dirty words in your comment, again? I thought we'd come to an understanding about that. ;-)

I like your thinking, although there's probably something in the Official Book Of Fire Ant Rules that prohibits the combining of disparate taglines as an abomination against nature. Stupid old rule book.

Rules. Heh.

So who's figured out how to vote more than once? You'd almost have to travel around the country and vote from every city you stopped in to do that.

Jim, Jim, Jim...poor, naive, rule-abiding Jim: what a refreshing perspective! ;-)

Hey...wait a minute...

Who said anything about a stupid rule book? I vote for the crawling wisdom. ;-)

What can I say, my wisdom was stinging. :) Rules? You have rules? Man...tough crowd.

While I didn't travel around the country, I did visit the local cemetery and hold a voter registration drive.

Anything that attributes wisdom to this here thing just creeps me out, frankly.

But I like the notion that dead people may be responsible for it.

Hey, don't knock deceased voters. They've helped elect some of our better presidents.

I like number one! Gonna vote twice. ppppth.

Well, I do get some edgamucation when I pop over to the Gazatte...