Random Thursday
Julie calls this a salon des refusés, which, roughly translated, means "garbage heap of a post." We heap; you decide.
Today's theme: You kids get off the lawn!
- Remember when the funny paper had comics that were actually funny? That's so 1950s, apparently. Strips nowadays must be socially relevant, if not downright educational, and a little pathos won't hurt. The newly introduced theme of For Better or Worse has a main character's father suffering a massive stroke. Funky Winkerbean has recurring themes around breast cancer, divorce, and alcoholism. I'm not saying that we shouldn't seek those humorous linings in life's inevitable dramatic clouds, but all things being equal, give me Zits (not literally, of course) or Baby Blues any day.
- OK, I admit that the comics issue is not a new one. No one did biting social satire better than Pogo's creator, Walt Kelly. Never heard of Pogo? You kids...get off the lawn!
- When's the last time you fired up your optical character recognition software? It's been at least two years and maybe longer since a client was unable to provide me with text in a digital format. I don't even have an OCR program that will work with OS X.
- I do find it interesting that the clients who tend to still rely on things like faxes are physicians who are otherwise engaged in state-of-the-art medical technology. I have one client who periodically asks me to post a scholarly article that he co-authored, and he invariably provides it to me via fax...which, of course, defies all known attempts to OCR. While I could re-type and format it for web display, racking up my exorbitant hourly fees in the process, I've avoided that temptation and have been able to track down an online version via the publication's web archive, saving the client money, and allowing me to avoid having to type sentences like "Coronary endothelial function testing with intracoronary infusion of graded doses of the endothelium-dependent vasodilator acetylcholine (10–6 to 10–4 mol/L) into the LAD was associated with a progressive decrease in coronary blood flow and paradoxical vasoconstriction of the LAD ultimately resulting in complete LAD occlusion, compatible with the presence of severe endothelial dysfunction of both the coronary microvasculature and the coronary macrovasculature (Figure 1)."
- Along these same lines, when's the last time you received a document on so-called legal-sized paper (11" x 14")? (Attorneys and paralegals are exempt from answering this.) I have a very nice HP flatbed scanner with a legal-sized bed -- at least, I think I still have it -- which hasn't been used in a couple of years. It's a good thing, too, since it doesn't have an OS X-compatible driver. Anyway, even my clients who are in the legal profession don't send me documents on legal-sized paper anymore.
- We were sitting in our favorite $tarbucks last night, visiting with friends, when Carole King's (You make me feel like a) Natural Woman began playing. All of us being of a certain age, we began reminiscing about the album (Tapestry) and our college days. About that time, a not-quite-20-something barista walked by our table and said "isn't that just the most amazing song?" We laughed, agreed, and replied "you realize that the song is much older than you, don't you?" She looked skeptical, but when we informed her that the album was released in 1971, she got that look that says (1) wait right here while I run and get the carbon-dating machine, and (2) old people are so cute.
- Never heard of Carole King? You kids...get off the lawn!
Next week: We'll discuss what it was like to carve our car wheels out of stone.
Sorry about the grass, mister.
We heard that a lot in the 70s. What's that? Oh. Um, never mind. ;-)
Posted by: Eric at September 28, 2006 09:19 AMWe use legal paper a lot in my office. I use it almost daily.
Posted by: jen at September 28, 2006 09:21 AMMy favorite Sunday comic strips were Winnie Winkle and Dondi. Talk about carbon dating...
My daughters and now my step-teens are always non-believing when we tell them that a song they love by a pop music band was better "the first time around" . What? Whaddya mean "the first time"?
When we explained that what they are listening to is not original to their beloved idols, they always come back with "yeah, but this version is better".
To each generation their own...
*To their credit, my stepteens love Lynyrd Skynyrd - or at least this month they do.
Posted by: Cowtown Pattie at September 28, 2006 11:08 AMI just had a Carole King moment yesterday. Another blogger posts a number of song lyrics and readers have to guess the song and artist.
"Just like a sailboat sailing on the sea ..." From the first radio hit I remember really liking. Sure it was after Tapestry which I only got to know some years later.
"We have met the enemy and he is us," said our dear Pogo. I do miss him.
The song that puts me into a oldie but goodie tailspin is "Hush" by Deep Purple. I hear it, and I am thrust backwards into a time where I am still rolling my hair on orange juice cans.
Posted by: Deborah at September 28, 2006 11:54 AMJen, did I not exclude law enforcement agencies? I meant to. ;-)
Winnie Winkle and Dondi
Ah, an intellectual!
my stepteens love Lynyrd Skynyrd
Like Mozart and Bach, some music is destined to transcend generational faddishness.
Soccer Dad, I'm actually drawing a blank on those lyrics. They sound awfully familiar, but I've slept since the seventies...
"Hush" by Deep Purple
Deborah, it's interesting you should mention that song. The only MP3 I ever "pirated" was that one*, and in an interesting juxtaposition of old music and new technology, it was also my first purchase via the iTunes Store (and I trashed the ill-gotten version). It's a staple in my Road Trip playlist.
I don't know if Pogo would have approved, but I'm pretty sure Albert would have. ;-)
[*OK, there might have been one other, but, really, how often does Dave Brubeck get kaazaed? I did eventually replace it with a legit copy from iTunes.]
Posted by: Eric at September 28, 2006 12:18 PMEric, that Carole King album (eight track tape) was played incessantly (doesn't that mean all the time?) at the "teen center" in Fort Stockton while you were in college. Whenever I hear a song from that album now I get physically ill. I am glad, though, that you enjoy it. I just realized where I spent most of my time.
Posted by: old panther at September 28, 2006 01:46 PMAre you sure that 8-track player wasn't mounted in the dash of a car, which was parked on a moonlit night in a caliche pit just outside of the city limits?
Well, no...I guess not. The memories would be better. ;j-)
Posted by: Eric at September 28, 2006 01:58 PMIt's from Sweet Seasons, the single from Carole King's follow up to Tapestry.
Posted by: soccer dad at September 28, 2006 02:30 PMStormy Weekend by the Mystic Moods Orchestra. Try to find that album/CD in your iTunes store.
23 Skidoo
Oh, wait. I'm not that old.
I may not have even been thought of in 1971 but at least I know who she is hehe.
Posted by: Rachel at September 28, 2006 03:38 PMIt's from Sweet Seasons...
Ah...that explains it. "Tapestry" pretty much satisfied whatever needs I had for Carole King at that time, and I never bought anything else she recorded.
Les, there's a LOT of good music (depending on your definition) that the ITS is lacking. For instance, it STILL doesn't have anything by Elbow Bones and the Racketeers. Go figure.
Posted by: Eric at September 28, 2006 03:39 PMI may not have even been thought of in 1971 but at least I know who she is
It appears that there's still hope for the younger generation after all. ;-)
Posted by: Eric at September 28, 2006 03:43 PMi pretty much stopped reading the comics when calvin and hobbes stopped.
just goes to show that good music is good music no matter the era or age of the listeners. when tapestry was released, i was still a decade away from being born, but it is one of my favorite albums of all time. although i do get a bit embarrased when i realize i'm singing "you make me feel like a natural woman" in my car real loud. i also like joni mitchell a lot.
Posted by: kyle at September 28, 2006 03:55 PMKyle, your mom already told on you. Who do you think was in Starbucks with us? ;-)
singing "you make me feel like a natural woman" in my car real loud.
TMI, dude.
Posted by: Eric at September 28, 2006 03:59 PMCalvin & Hobbes was one of the best ever. Also liked Dick Tracy and a little known Gil Thorp.
Some of the real good stuff came out in that time period, IMHO. But Carol King really stole the charts for a long, long time. I think I heard the other day that this past week may have been the anniversary. And my neices and nephews? They think the Beatles were Paul McCartney's original back-up band.
Posted by: Not A Geezer at September 28, 2006 04:28 PMAgree completely re: Calvin & Hobbes, to the extent that I actually bought that big honkin' $150 limited edition hardbound three volume set for my wife for her birthday (romantic fool that I am). (Uh, I did get it on sale.) (But she doesn't know that.) (Or, at least, she didn't.)
Gil Thorpe. Wasn't he a football coach or something like that? I vaguely remember it.
Your n&n probably also think Eric Clapton is an acoustic guitar player, and I'm sure they've never heard of Jack Bruce or Ginger Baker. ;-)
Posted by: Eric at September 28, 2006 04:34 PMAmen on Funky Winkerbean. Back when I was in high school (and band), it was actually funny and witty. Now it's just Mary Worth without the relevance.
(Hold it... hold it... hold it... release!)
Best new comic, hands down: Pearls Before Swine
Posted by: Bret at September 28, 2006 05:25 PMBest new comic, hands down: Pearls Before Swine
You're not the first person to tell me this, but, unfortunately, our local paper doesn't carry it. I'm sure it's somewhere on the 'net, but I've never gotten into the habit of reading comics online. It's just not the same.
Posted by: Eric at September 28, 2006 05:31 PMhttp://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComics.mpl
That's the link to the Houston Chronicle comics page. Yeah, you have to register. BUT! You can "build" your own comics page, bookmark it, and read what you want each day, which is what I do. It has Pearls, Gil Thorp, Mutts (my favorite), et al. My darling husband also treats me with a subscription to Comic.com every year. Needless to say, I love my funnies.
Posted by: Deborah Hendrick at September 28, 2006 06:02 PMOOOh! Totally echo the Pearls Before Swine comment - why did I not think of them? Must be the Crocodiles' fault.
And just for the record, I wasn't a twinkle in 1971 either.
And for the other record (which I suppose shows a complete lack of taste on my part) I really don't like the "Natural Woman" song.
Did I apologize about the lawn yet?
Posted by: beth at September 28, 2006 06:56 PMI thought legal size was 8.5x14. We use that some, but not often.
Zits, Baby Blues, Dilbert...There's nothing else worth reading in the MRT. (My wife reads Cathy, but she's strange that way.)
Posted by: Another Eric at September 28, 2006 09:00 PMAE, you win the contest for discovering the secret error hidden inside every Gazette post!
Gack. I'd hate to think of the damage lawyers could do if we really gave 'em 11x14 paper to work with. ;-)
I forgot to mention Mutts as a favorite; thanks for the reminder, Deborah.
Posted by: Eric at September 28, 2006 09:29 PMWell, The Wizard of Id still gets off some laughs and even slips in the occasional subversive Christianist sentiment.
As for Ms. King, didn't she do that old ketchup commercial?
"Hush" is a fine choice, though I prefer "Space Truckin'" from the Purple catalog.
And, while I love my iPod, I do wish ITS had more Jethro Tull.
Kids today, I just can't understand the noise they call music.
Posted by: Kelly at September 29, 2006 07:31 AMHey, I use 11 x 14 paper once in awhile, for financial statements. Do I win a prize? And we still get copies of appraisals on legal sized paper (of the 8.5 x 11 variety). I think appraisers are the biggest consumers of legal paper. And title companies. What homeowner doesn't have a bunch of folded up documents that never fit in their letter sized file folders. And who can tell us what all of that "stuff" is? That would be a good quiz. I've yet to meet anyone who has a clue (short of those in the real estate business).
I also quit reading the comics post Calvin & Hobbes. Now, I just buy the books...I have most of the C&H, FarSide and Dilbert books. I don't "get" the comics of today. That's just sad.
"Tapestry" pretty much satisfied whatever needs I had for Carole King...
I like your phrasing. That's the only one I ever owned also, but I will say that I spent an entire summer listening to it incessantly, pining over my long-distance relationship at the time (yet to be husband, now ex...I hold Carole responsible for that mistake). ;-)
Posted by: gwynne at September 29, 2006 10:22 AM
Dilbert still manages (most of the time) to be funny and only relevant to any kind of social issue in the "working in an office is painfully miserable" kind of way. But if you don't have Red & Rover you are missing out, my friend. No social relevance, good laughs, and the occasional "Aww." Nothing like a boy and his dog.
I actually love my legal size notepad...more room for doodling.
Otherwise? Sorry about the grass, mister.
Posted by: beth at September 28, 2006 09:10 AM