[blinks] You... you did WHAT???

That's it, dude. I'm calling CPS.*

* That's, ah said, that's Cycle Protective Services, son.

Yeah, I know. I've done a lot of stupid things in my life, but that ranks among the stupidest (and, really, something like this warrants the use of the word "stupidest"). I know why it happened, but I still can't believe I did it.

Or that the consequences weren't worse.

God is good. ;-)

That's great news! Isn't wonderful how He looks after us?

Yup, that fits the definition of "grace."

And you only paid $3K for the bike? I happen to live with a spouse who will gladly show off his new Serotta to you...

I'm having a tough time getting past the connection between $3K and a bicycle.

(Who knew they could cost that much???) That head scratcher aside, I'm glad it was still there - I'd be annoyed if my, apparently cheap (though I was torqued at how much it cost) $120 bike was stolen.

Patti, they say that if you're working out more than 30 minutes a day, it's for some reason other than attaining basic fitness. A corollary is that if you've paid more than $500 for a bicycle, it's for reasons other than...um...getting a bicycle to ride?

You obviously already know this, but for Beth's benefit -- one doesn't have to look too hard to find bikes costing upwards of $8,000. The most recent Bicycling Magazine showcased a hand-built custom bike for $25,000 (but I suppose there's always someone who will plate anything with 18-ct gold).

OTOH, Beth, the difference between a $120 Wal-Mart bike and a $1,000 bicycle shop bike is amazing, in terms of comfort, handling, safety, and durability. There's a decreasing return on investment beyond that point.

I'm sure you wanted to know all of that. ;-)

Well, it was actually from a bike store, not WalMart, but I don't imagine that actually makes much difference when you're looking at the low end of the spectrum (our shopping list: two wheels? check. handlebars? check. gear shifters? check. peddals? check. Sold!)

And, well, much to Tim's chagrin, I'm a bit of a bicycle-phobe, so comfort, durability, etc. probably matter more for people whose bikes do more than hang by their wheels in the garage.

I've done worse.

Hmmmmm....I can think of worse! I'm glad your angels were warring on your behalf!!

You are living right! And on the topic of the price of a bike, I'll have to admit I paid a bit more than $120 for my bikes, but when I start talking about $3000 it usually involves how much more I will need to pony up (after I sell my oldest car) for a car for miss E when she gets a couple of years older!!!

...or maybe they thought YLB Oakley might be hiding behind the bushes with your new Springfield?
Nah...somebody just looks out for the good guys!