"Hmm...wonder if it's too late to sue Rodin for my share of the profits."

Hmpf....
Look at that...

A baby squirrel.

Wonderful.

..uh... imagine quote marks around that...

Now, Brian... you had to go and steal my idea. Now, let me think....

Okay...

"Say, why is that little dog jumping backwards away from that leaf?"

"Woops...I think I just married the cute squirrel in Eric's back yard. I've got to quit stealing those fermented acorns! She's probably going to want to go ballroom dancing or something crazy like that..."

"To be, or not to be: that is the question.."

"What was the question?"

Here's what immediately popped into my mind, from the inimitable Dr. Seuss:

And deep in the Grickle-grass, some people say,
if you look deep enough you can still see, today,
where the lemur once stood
just as long as it could
before somebody lifted the lemur away.

What was the lemur?
And why was it there?
And why was it lifted and taken somewhere
From the far end of town where the Grickle-grass grows?
The old Once-ler still lives here.
Ask him. He knows.

I've hobnobbed with the lemurs on the island of Madagascar. They are among God's most adorable creatures...until they decide they want your banana.

"OW! And dang it, now I'm going to have to climb all the way down to pick up my hammer."

"Hmm. Le MUR. Like DorSETT. Sure ... that sounds better. More elegant-like. Ok, from now on folks, it's LeMur."

"Hmm...what was I thinking!

"Some-one has to run against Hilary Clinton, but will they vote for a cute ring-tailed lemur, the most terrestrial of the lemurs and, outside of zoos, found only on the island of Madagascar?"

"If Eric had taken my picture, I would be face down flat on my stomach and not out on a limb..."