"You throw like a girl." "Thanks!"

There's an old* adage in sports that goes "those who can't do, generate statistics." And so we're awash with numerical indicators of dubious usefulness, like aces per game on clay (tennis), 3 point percentage in away games played in cities beginning with an "S" (basketball), and butt pats per game (football).

The most entertaining of such statistics are those which seek to measure something relevant against something less so. One of the most famous is found in golf, where "shooting your age" is apparently a mark of stellar achievement, as by the time one's age is such that the score is reasonable, one's physical ability has deteriorated to the point where achievement of that score is darned near impossible.

I proposed to add a new statistic to that category. But first, the back story.

Abbye and I were walking around the local park a couple of weeks ago, and observed an unusual scene at the baseball diamond next to the entrance. A young girl -- she appeared to be about 10 or 11 -- was pitching a softball to a woman sitting on an overturned bucket. The girl was hurling the ball with the traditional underarm motion, and the velocity (and accuracy) with which it smacked the glove was quite dramatic, so much so that someone else was measuring her pitches with a radar gun and calling out the numbers as we walked past.

Now, the highest number I heard was 41 mph, which may not sound too impressive compared to the majors (where a fast ball may exceed 100 mph), but it was plenty good for a slip of a girl, and it caused me to wonder if anyone had ever tracked pitch speed as a percentage of pitcher weight. In other words -- to use the golfing vernacular -- has anyone ever pitched their weight?

I suspect the little blond-headed girl was coming pretty close to it, and I'm sure that no major league pitcher ever has. I also wouldn't be surprised to learn that elite college softball pitchers of the distaff persuasion routinely accomplish that feat.

And so, as Roger Clemens leaves Houston and re-dons the Yankee pinstripes, it's good to remember that while he may be making a bazillion dollars, he'll never out-pitch that little Midland girl, at least where this new key statistic is concerned.

*And by "old" I mean the length of time it took me to make it up just now.

Comments

Actually, 41 mph is pretty impressive on its own. The top women's fast-pitch softball hurlers (Jennie Finch, Cat Osterman, et al) are topping out in the 65 mph range.

It's the different distance that equates it to major league speed -- 40 feet in softball vs. 60 feet in baseball.

But therein is the answer to your question -- I doubt very seriously if any softballer -- collegian, distaff, or otherwise -- has pitched their weight.

Posted by: Bret at May 7, 2007 10:53 PM

I bow to your superior softball knowledge! I had no idea as to the actual speeds of softball pitches in the college or Olympic ranks -- they all look so fast.

That makes those 100mph baseball pitches even scarier!

Posted by: Eric at May 8, 2007 06:41 AM

'You throw like a girl' ..... high praise, indeed.

I have always been impressed by what is expected of the young women who pitch softballs, as opposed to their young male counterparts who pitch baseballs ..... with the girls pitching the whole game, then another, and perhaps a third, all in one day .....

Even more impressive is how these young ladies meet these expectations.

Posted by: Jeff at May 8, 2007 08:54 AM

Jeff, I've also noticed that the girl softball pitchers seem to pitch in more consecutive games, although I'm guessing it's due to a combination of factors: less stress in the throwing motion (wild guess), shorter games, and quicker games (ie, fewer pitches).

It's also not unusual to see a high school pitching ace on the boys side throwing in consecutive games (although not in the same day), or at least two out of three, especially in the playoffs.

Posted by: Eric at May 8, 2007 09:21 AM

Eric, wild guess .... but 100% correct ..... the underarm motion is less stressful.

Posted by: Jeff at May 8, 2007 09:30 AM

Back about 18 years ago (when I was still in my 20's) I went to an Oriole game (against the Rangers). One of the diversion in the stadium was a chance to throw three pitches to be measured by a radar gun for $1.
I threw the first one. 41.
I threw the second one. 41.
The I decided to go all out. I wound up and put all of my strength into that final pitch. 44.

(I do sometimes mock my daughter because she does throw like a girl.)

Posted by: soccer dad at May 8, 2007 09:45 AM

SD, that's pretty funny! Of course, given the way the Rangers played back then, you probably could have beat them.

OK, I admit it; you could probably beat them today, as well. ;-)

Posted by: Eric at May 8, 2007 09:49 AM

Didn't some other genius compute a ratio of acceleration to mass?

Your velocity to weight ratio is a derivative of E=MC2, isn't it?

Brillig, Eric, yet not slithy.

Posted by: Larry S. at May 8, 2007 05:26 PM

Larry, while I really don't see anything wrong with mixing apples and oranges, technically Einstein's equation is relevant to softball pitching only if you're measuring the velocity of the ball against its mass, not that of the pitcher. Now, if the pitcher could transport herself along with the ball, you might have something (in addition to a very confused catcher). ;-)

Posted by: Eric at May 9, 2007 07:47 AM

I actually had to look up the word "distaff". You make me work for my post. ;)

You give an interesting perspective. I think I'll forward your post to my softball friends if you don't mind.

Posted by: mis_nomer at May 9, 2007 10:13 AM

I read, somewhere, that back in the 40s, Albert Einstein was pitcher for Princeton's softball team ..... and Neils Bohr was catcher.

:-)

Posted by: Jeff at May 9, 2007 11:17 AM

In 1989 Nolan Ryan was pitching for the Rangers. I don't remember how good or bad they were, but that was probably about the time they were in the playoff hunt so they traded Sammy Sosa to the White Sox for Harold Baines.

Posted by: soccer dad at May 9, 2007 03:34 PM

Mis_nomer, I have to give credit for the phrase "distaff persuasion" to the greatest cartoonist in history, Walt Kelly, creator of Pogo.

Who says you can't learn anything from the comics? ;-)

Posted by: Eric at May 9, 2007 06:42 PM
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