Two Modest Proposals
I'm sure that smokers, dippers, and chewers already feel like an oppressed people group, so the following shouldn't add significantly to the burden.
- At each checkout lane of the grocery store, there should be a button that must be pushed before you get in line, to indicate that you'll be purchasing tobacco products. When that button is pushed, a light will go on over the checker so that people contemplating getting in line behind you will understand that their wait time will be doubled over the normal period while the cashier finds the key to the vault, ambles the inevitable 100 yards to unlock it, searches for your off-brand request, returns only to find that you requested the unfiltered version, ambles off again, and eventually locates your product of choice.
- Along those same lines, the purchase of any tobacco product should automatically count as eleven (11) items, meaning that you cannot queue up in the Express Checkout, seeing as how your presence there effectively negates the entire concept of "Express Checkout."
Thanks for your consideration of these ideas.
Gee, whatever gave you that idea?
Posted by: Eric at May 14, 2007 03:41 PMOooh! I agree!! I'd vote for that. Could we extend it slightly to include people who found items that had no price anywhere nearby but just thought they'd chuck it in the cart and see how much it cost at the checkout before deciding if they wanted it or not? I seem to always end up behind those people.
Posted by: beth at May 14, 2007 04:25 PMMaybe a tobacco kiosk, located somewhere in the checkout lobby, after the registers ..... catering to tobacco products only, and the only spot in the store to purchase said products .....
Posted by: Jeff at May 14, 2007 05:39 PMBeth, you must be lucky. I don't think I've ever encountered that before. Now, I have gotten behind people who bought a whole cartload of stuff they thought was on sale, and when they found out it wasn't, they didn't want it. But, that actually turned out to be the store's fault.
Jeff, that's not a bad solution, other than finding the space to implement it.
Posted by: Eric at May 14, 2007 06:07 PMYou should try the self-checkouts at Albertsons, where after you scan each item a clerk has to come over and push a button.
It would be more efficient to wait behind a tobacco buyer, I promise.
Posted by: Janie at May 14, 2007 10:31 PMIt's obvious you're an H.E.Butt shopper. [did you know that's what HEB stands for. Owned by the Butt family, a bit of trivia. I went to college with Howard E. Butt Jr. he did the name proud.l]
But HEB should put tobacco in a stand in the beer/wine dept. Everyone knows that smokers are drinkers.
Posted by: Wallace at May 14, 2007 11:41 PMMy current pet hate is those people who stand in the print it yourself photo booths for hours flicking through all 75 pictures (several times) on their camera before having to start again before printing. I was waiting ten minutes on a day I was in a rush!
Posted by: Rach at May 15, 2007 04:01 AMRach, a good solution to your problem is your own photo printer at home ..... they don't take up much space, and they now print top-quality images on photo paper ..... the images you select, as many or as few copies as you need ..... and the price has come down some since they were introduced .....
Posted by: Jeff at May 15, 2007 07:09 AMJanie, that whole self-checkout theory has a way to go before becoming efficient. Wal-Mart seems to be getting close to making it work, but you still need cashier intervention if you want to pay by check.
Wallace, I knew about H.E. Butt before I knew about HEB grocery stores. There's a camp in the Hill Country named after him.
Rachel, it's puzzling why some people don't seem to even try to get organized before tackling a task like that...if only to save their own time, even if they don't care about inconveniencing others.
Jeff, depending on how often you print photos, owning a photo-quality printer can still be more expensive per print than going to Wal-Mart or a similar place. I've actually thrown away two otherwise perfectly good inkjet printers because we didn't use them enough to keep the heads from becoming clogged beyond repair.
Posted by: Eric at May 15, 2007 08:39 AMAlong the lines of what Jeff and Wallace suggest, I think alcohol and tobacco products should be sold at the kiosk, not necessarily because the two go together, but because none of the checkers are ever old enough to sell alcohol and then I end up in line behind a string of people purchasing alcohol who have to wait for adult intervention to complete their transactions.
Posted by: Gwynne at May 15, 2007 09:51 AMYou all are a bunch of whiners! Haven't you ever read the book'101 Things to do while waiting in the check-out line'. Really!
Posted by: Allie at May 15, 2007 01:01 PMHeh. Let me guess. #1 on that list is "read a copy of 101 Things To Do While Waiting in the Checkout Line." Right?
#2 is "read War and Peace. In Russian. Which you learned while waiting in the checkout line."
Posted by: Eric at May 15, 2007 01:15 PMAs the primary grocery-shopper in our household, I absolutely feel your pain at the checkout counter, Eric.
But then again, being the spouse of a recent former smoker, I can attest to just how much those folks truly are treated like second-class citizens.
(Dede kicked the habit 1 year, 4 months, & 16 days ago - but I'm not counting, no. Yippee!!)
There's no way that beer drinkers would tolerate being treated with the same disdain as smokers, yet I believe Coors to be just about as "evil" as Marlboro. Consider this: There's no "Mothers Against Smoking Drivers" protest group...
Posted by: Rob O. at May 16, 2007 03:54 AM
sounds like someone had a bad trip to the supermarket, similar to mine
Posted by: kyle at May 14, 2007 03:04 PM