They don't say what to do if "You have no Life."

I can help you on that one, pard. I've had no life for some time.

Ummmm...it's late. Words fail me.

I want to be your YouTube amigo, amigo.

Couldn't find you though. All I got for Siegmund was Placido Domingo, Richard Wagner, the Ride of the Valkeries.

Where are you on YouTube? Should I be looking for Abbye, instead?

You can be my YouTube amigo, too. See link.

I'll be your friend. :-)

Jim, I'm sure you'll agree that having a life is overrated anyway. Or so I hear.

Janie, it says you posted your comment at 10:20 p.m. That's, like, three hours before your usual bedtime, isn't it? ;-)

Larry, I'm listed as FireAntGazette (didn't see that one coming, did you?).

Gwynne, I was counting on that! ;-)

Eric,

I wouldn't know, but I'm sure you're right.

I checked out the reunion video. More like skimmed it, actually. But I happened to land right on your 239 beans joke.

Groan!

Jim, those bad jokes are a requirement for any successful family reunion, especially for anyone looking to cement his reputation as the eccentric member of the clan! Those jokes get passed down to subsequent generations – which is one reason why it's a shame that such reunions are becoming scarcer. America is losing its bad pun legacy! ;-)