When CDs Ruled the Mail

I know that Jim hates delivering NetFlix envelopes (although the reason remains obscure) but he could have it worse. He could have been a carrier back in the olden days when ISPs filled mailboxes to overflowing with CDs touting their services.

One of the discoveries I made during the packing and unpacking process was a collection of said discs. At one time, I was sure that I could come up with a creative use for a thousand free CDs (I'm still working on how, exactly, to armor our recumbent tandem with them), and while I've given up on any kind of physical use, I've convinced myself that the internet needs another useless collection of quasi-historical trivia, and I'm just the guy to deliver.

So, this is your introduction to the fascinating world of scanned internet access disks from the late 20th century. At some point, there will be a permanent repository for this collection of trivia (not unlike someone's collection of Analog magazine covers). But for now, the Gazette is your go-to destiniation to relive this important part of history, filling that hitherto unrecognized gap in your existence.

Our first examples come from Juno, an ISP which is still in business. Its survival is no doubt traced to the fact that in 1999, it understood the marketing importance of being "Y2K Compliant." Does anyone remember Y2K?

Scan of Juno CD

Y2K compliance was a big deal to Juno as it apparently allowed them to justify nearly doubling their price, after they had a chance to think about just how big a deal it was:

Scan of Juno CD

Although, since I can't actually date these disks, perhaps it was the other way around.

Next up: The AOL Commodities Collection

Comments

We have a mongo collection of coasters, complete with felt backs.

Sometimes I glued it over the printed side, sometimes over the data side - just to keep things interesting.

Not sure how "useful" that is though, cause really...how many coasters does one family need?

Posted by: beth at March 17, 2008 08:43 AM

Yeah, coasters were the first thing I did actually create, although I used the little adhesive rubber feet, because there's nothing cooler than a coaster that's isolated from harmonic vibration.

how many coasters does one family need?

We have like infinity of them.

Posted by: Eric at March 17, 2008 08:46 AM

Pshaw. I remember back when no one actually bothered to buy floppy disks because AOL would supply all that you needed.

Posted by: Phelps at March 17, 2008 09:58 AM

Husband worked at an ISP where the shining slippery piles of unwanted CDs numbered in the hundreds. I offered to string them together edge to edge with fishing line, in a sort of 21st Century homage to the 60s beaded drapery, and hang them in the office windows (which needed some protection from the sun).

But the owner thought the idea lacked class, so instead the CDs continued to stack up and take over space while the men moved them all about but NEVER threw away, because they continued to believed that eventually they'd come up with a clever idea.

Posted by: Deborah at March 17, 2008 11:19 AM

P.S. I always thought the design of JUNO's logo was exceptionally good.

Posted by: Deborah at March 17, 2008 11:24 AM

Phelps, that's true, but floppies were dull, physically and figuratively.

they continued to believed that eventually they'd come up with a clever idea.

I'm glad to hear that I wasn't alone.

I always thought the design of JUNO's logo was exceptionally good.

Yeah, but what is it? It reminds me of a duck head.

Posted by: Eric at March 17, 2008 12:21 PM

I thought it was an eye and the nib of a fountain pen ... to symbolize a new way to see/read and write perhaps?

Posted by: Deborah at March 17, 2008 02:29 PM

Did we talk about those hateful Netflix discs?

Actually it's not the discs, it's the envelopes. In the old days (incidentally, lots of CDs still find their way into the mail stream), most CDs were in some sort of hard cardboard case. Netflix discs come in floppy envelopes. Just try getting one of those into a tiny mailbox with one hand while a stiff breeze is blowing.

Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2008 04:08 PM

Deborah, I still see a duck head, symbolizing mankind's innate desire to fly south for the winter in order to have better web browsing weather.

Jim, I'm pretty sure you mentioned them in either a post or a comment. I take what you write seriously, you know.

Just try getting one of those into a tiny mailbox with one hand while a stiff breeze is blowing.

Is this the place where you warn, "professional at work; don't try this at home"?

Posted by: Eric at March 17, 2008 06:33 PM

Back when I was single, had a lot of spare time, and still had close vision, I used to render very finely-detailed paint jobs upon little metal soldiers of the future about 1.5" tall.

The ISP CDs made wonderful paint palettes.

Posted by: Foo at March 24, 2008 08:06 PM

I missed when AOL stopped sending out floppies. It was always nice to have a few extra diskettes around. :)

Posted by: Stephen at March 26, 2008 04:44 PM
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