Random Thursday
- From the "Time to Get a Life" Files: By now, you've probably seen the AT&T GoPhone ad featuring future Rock and Roll Hall of Famer Meat Loaf, 80s teen diva Tiffany, and actor Adam Cagley (playing the couple's progeny – no, it's not Meat Loaf's actual child; he has no sons, according to Wikipedia). The short version is what plays most often, but the long version is more entertaining (choose "Paradise by the GoPhone Light" on the preceding link), especially if you're into obscure rock references. However, judging by this thread about the commercial [naughty language warning] over at Stereogum, some people are having a difficult time divorcing advertising from reality. Rev. Jeremiah Wright could take a lesson in bombasticity from these folks.
- I started to devote an entire Usability Hall of Shame post to this, because bad design isn't limited to websites. Anyway, am I the only one who can't open a bottle of H-E-B brand Half & Half without bringing in a toolbox from the garage? The foil seals on those containers are so tight that researchers investigating the strongest sub-atomic bonds would do well to include a bottle in their next experiment.
- Mother's Day is just around the corner. If you're stumped for a special present, why not give the gift of fish eggs? Just be sure to tell her that the $2,000/pound Caspian Sevruga caviar isn't bait.
- Speaking of upcoming events, we're only about two months away from the start of the next Tour de France. Race officials have reportedly been working overtime to ensure there's no embarrassing repeat of last year's fiasco when they ran short of subpoenas and disqualification letters. In fact, they're ahead of the game in that they've already prepared a full list of allegations against Lance Armstrong.
- From the "Flying Pigs in Frozen Hell" files: Only through the magic of RSS could you find the Gazette sharing billing with The Huffington Post on the New York Times website. I'm not sure who should be more offended. Click the teensy pic below to see the sordid details:
In closing, I wanted to share this tidbit with you weather fans. I switched on The Weather Channel yesterday afternoon around 5:00 p.m. and its report on the conditions in downtown Midland showed the relative humidity to be 3%. Three percent! I've never seen a reading that low, and you know it's dry when the record low humidity in Phoenix is 2%.
Deborah, I actually stopped buying a particular type of cereal because I got so annoyed at the hard-to-open packaging. It was a matter of principle. (I'll admit that I really do miss my morning allotment of Choco-Plasma Coated Crunchy Gummy Weasels With Extra Preservatives.)
Posted by: Eric at May 1, 2008 02:49 PMI am surprised that the cereal companies have not gone to some sort of zip-lock-slider-top form of seal. If done right, the bags could easily be re-used for other things. I frequently wash and re-use the larger zip-lock bags anyway; I'd do the same with their cereal bags.
I bet the deli meat companies that have started using the reusable Glad plastic containers have seen an increase in business.
Posted by: Deborah at May 1, 2008 03:09 PMI suspect the profit margin on cereal is too thin to support even the slightest cost increase, and the competition too fierce to support a price hike. Plus, aren't the seams on most of those cereal bags glued? Having a zip-lock top might give the appearance of more durability and protection than is actually warranted.
Posted by: Eric at May 1, 2008 03:16 PMYes, I think the seams are sorta hot-sealed-glued. You are right about price margins---I didn't think of that (I was thinking about my fingernails :)
Posted by: Deborah at May 1, 2008 03:19 PMWell, I certainly wouldn't argue with your priorities!
Posted by: Eric at May 1, 2008 03:25 PMA more permanent version with both you and Arianna is over here.
Me I like Chocolate Coated Sugar Bombs. :-)
Posted by: soccer dad at May 1, 2008 04:32 PMToo bad Blogrunner's aggregator software apparently can't properly render "é."
Wanna guess how much traffic that NYT link generated for the Gazette? Don't bother. It was about -- are you sitting down? -- ten clicks.
Posted by: Eric at May 1, 2008 04:46 PMNYT. Eric, you are my Hero! You right up there with Hannah Montana. Now I have something to strive for. \jk\
Posted by: John C at May 2, 2008 08:10 AMJohn, you need to set your sights a little higher, amigo. ;-)
Posted by: Eric at May 2, 2008 09:48 AMI was in Mesa Arizona last July and the temp was above 110, as high as 118 for two days. My entire day was spent looking forward to the sun going down so I could get in the pool.
I could literally feel my body sucking in the water, rehydrating itself.
When it's 90% humidity here in Louisiana, I try to remember that. But then nothing here can compare to the joy of slipping into the pool in the darkness...
update, your questionable content filter wouldn't let me abbreviate Arizona, following with the word "last." Strange. The "Z" followed by "la" was apparently a no-no. I have no idea why. What have I missed in the questionable department?
Posted by: Donna B. at May 2, 2008 11:58 AMDonna, "zla" is an ancient Serbian epithet. I'm surprised your spam filter doesn't catch it! ;-)
Actually, all I can figure is that the character string found itself on my filter's blacklist as a part of a spammer's domain. There are several oddities like that, where the logic isn't obvious. Sorry for any problems it caused.
Re: humidity. I gotta tell you, I'll take 3% over 90% any day!
Posted by: Eric at May 2, 2008 12:10 PMRe: "zla" is an ancient Serbian epithet. I'm surprised your spam filter doesn't catch it! ;-)
Years ago when we were using TypePad instead of WordPress, my blog suddenly would not let me post a piece about the (stupid) cat. David worked on it for an hour, and then in desperation, reworded the sentence and it worked! Don't speak ill of cats when using TypePad.
Posted by: John C at May 3, 2008 07:03 AMYesterday, when I dropped the trash bag and it spilled on my kitchen floor, I said "Oh zla!"
This new knowledge will come in handy. Thanks!
Posted by: Donna B. at May 3, 2008 12:31 PMYeah, no problem. I'm thinking about franchising a new business: "Epithets R Us"
Posted by: Eric at May 3, 2008 01:06 PM

Years ago I sent a letter to a cereal company (don't remember which one now) suggesting that they could expand their business by packaging nuclear waste materials because it was impossible to get their packages open. Never heard back from them, but lately I haven't read much about problems with nuclear waste either.
(I keep an X-acto knife in the kitchen, when it is necessary to surgically open a container.)
Posted by: Deborah at May 1, 2008 02:04 PM