Random Thursday

Haphazard observations while contemplating the concept of a "cool front" that lowers temps into the upper 90s...

  • My nomination for the New TV Series Most Likely To Be Absent Any Socially Redeeming Value While Showcasing Forgettable Hairstyles: CBS's Swingtown. A lot of good things happened in the Seventies (Led Zep and Pink Floyd; Alien and The Godfather; our wedding), but I doubt that any of them will appear on this retro-trash series.

  • Speaking of retro – but certainly not trash – get a load of this classic cartoon, from 1933: Betty Boop in Snow White (with sidekicks Ko-Ko and Bimbo, and featuring Cab Calloway scatting St. James Infirmary Blues. For background on the restoration of this 'toon, check out the related ASIFA page.

  • Signs that you need to skip the day's bicycle ride:
    • You slather on the sunscreen, don the cycling garb and gear, and wheel the bike onto the driveway, only to find a flat rear tire.
    • You sigh, and pull out the spare tube from your bike bag, only to find that it, too, is punctured.
    • You sigh again, and pull out the patch kit, only to find that the cement has dried (what? those things don't last five years?!)
    • You sigh*, resign yourself to riding your other bike to the shop to buy a new tube, only to find that it's now too late to get in a ride before lunch.

  • In the history of bicycling, has anyone ever had a flat on the front tire? (You have to be a cyclist to truly appreciate this phenomenon. But a non-cycling analogy is the way a dropped slice of toast always lands jelly side down.)

  • Sometimes I think I have the most interesting job in the world, in terms of exposure to a wide variety of esoteric trivia. Case in point: I added a flyer to the West Texas Cowboy Church's website for a horsemanship clinic taking place this weekend. I was puzzled by a phrase** on the flyer – Coggins will be checked at the gate. Turns out that this is a reference to a test for Equine Infectious Anemia, a viral disease afflicting horses for which there is no vaccine or cure. Many equine events now require evidence – in the form of a Coggins test – showing that each horse is free of this disease.

*By now, the "sighing" is rather more vocal, IYKWIM.
**Just because I live in West Texas doesn't mean that I know anything about horsies, other than they'll bite like a sonuvagun if you give them a chance.

Comments

Eric, so much for making plans. Margaret and Sally and I were going to Gaylord Texan to spend the night tonight and have fun. Margaret couldn't make the long drive here because of her knee, Sally had other reasons. So I got Barbie and Becky said she would go but then she backed out because of her back, so now Sally will go with me and Barbie.
Good thing I can roll with the punches! We already had reservations so someone needed to go.

The wind has been so strong here. We have 75 wind turbines going up about 3 miles from us, as the crow flies. They look like they are closer. Big deal for some. Not us though.

Posted by: Alice at June 5, 2008 08:00 AM

So...the jelly on toast thing is actually due to physics. As is the cat on feet thing. (Which really does beg for the death match of jelly-side-up-toast strapped to back of cat dropped off counter, but I digress.) So...is the back tire thing due to science? Or just randomness?

That said, and I am by no means a cyclist of any ilk other than one who grumblingly goes along with my husband because, frankly, I'm always terrified when I'm up on the thing. (What? Isn't everyone?) But I can't recall ever having a flat anywhere other than the rear tire.

Posted by: beth at June 5, 2008 08:04 AM

Alice, I can't recall a year in which the winds have been so strong and frequent as this one. I didn't realize that north Texas was having the same experience, but it makes me feel better to know that we're not the only ones. I'm sorry to hear that your original plans fell through, but I'm sure the three of you will still have a great time.

Beth, I don't know of any studies that have been made to see if there's something about the rear tire of a bicycle that makes it more prone to flats. But if it was purely random, only 50% of the flats would be on the back tire, right? So, I'm thinking that it's due to something like the rear wheel carries more of the weight, or there's more torque on the rear wheel and that stresses the tire, or that cyclists are better able to steer the front tire around road hazards but may not notice that the rear tire doesn't track the same line.

Or, it could be that God just wants to keep us humble.

Posted by: Eric at June 5, 2008 08:12 AM

Eric, I've seen some of the on-air promos for "Swingtown" and, frankly, I'm a little underwhelmed.

Sure, there were those who lived that swinging lifestyle - always have been, always will be. But whether it was truly as pervasive as the promos suggest .... well, that I'm not too sure about.

One thing I noticed ..... they used Steeler's Wheels's "Stuck In the Middle With You" for the promos, empasizing that last (title) phrase. I noticed they don't emphasize the preceding line, the one about "clowns to the left of, jokers on the right" ..... guess they don't want to give THAT impression of the show's swinging cast members. :-)

Posted by: Jeff at June 5, 2008 12:53 PM

Well, now you've gone and done it. Apparently, my flat tires make up the other 50%. Of course, now I'm doomed, but while I've had 4-5 flat tires in the last 2-3 years, all of them have been on the front tire, which I've always attributed to God's grace for an idiot who would trash his bike trying to change the rear one.

Posted by: Bret at June 5, 2008 06:35 PM

I don't get it. The world's falling apart around our ears, but I'd sort of got the feeling that we were finally getting the message that free love and promiscuity aren't the way to go. And then, a few weeks ago, I started seeing the promos for Swingtown. At first, I thought it had to be some kind of bad joke, in the vein of Leisure Suit Larry. Apparently not.

Here's hoping it's so abysmally bad that it's gone before impressionable minds get the chance to form the thought, “Hey! Wife swapping in a hot tub! Why didn't I think of that before!”

Regarding the front flats, I run about 1:3. That comes to about 3 front flats over the past 12 months.

Posted by: Foo at June 5, 2008 08:27 PM
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