Eel on a Wheel
OK, first let me apologize for the post title. I was attempting to riff off Snakes on a Plane, and obviously grew desperate. I'm still kicking myself (which, by the way, is quite painful, whether you connect or not) for failing to come up with "Snakes on a Plain" for a serpent-related post that I wrote not long after the movie was released; a reader suggested that title.
Now, where were we? Oh, I know. Remember that scene in the excellent Breaking Away where Dave had caught up to the Cinzano cycling team during a road race, and to express their ire at being schooled by an American kid, one of the Italian riders stuck a tire pump through Dave's front wheel, sending him head over heels, ending his race (and his reverence for the foreign racers)? Well, it could have been worse. Those Italians could have been toting snakes!

I waited until things dried up a bit before going for a ride this afternoon, and while cruising the streets of a new undeveloped neighborhood about a mile from our house, I came across this four-foot-long bull snake stretched across the asphalt. I braked in front of him and snapped a couple of photos with my phone, at which point he grew tired of the hoopla and resumed his journey. My bike's front wheel posed no obstacle for him.
I can't see a darned thing on my phone's viewfinder in bright sunlight, so I pointed and shot hoping that I was somewhere in the neighborhood as the snake slithered through the spokes. As luck would have it, of the half dozen shots I took, the most interesting one also turned out the best.
I wonder how many ferris wheels he's ridden on. ;-)
Posted by: Gwynne at June 20, 2008 08:39 PMDeborah, he was in fine form, and I saw plenty of lizards scurrying through the vacant lots, so I doubt he'll starve.
Gwynne, that conjures up an interesting mental picture. ;-)
Posted by: Eric at June 21, 2008 06:55 AMNice catch, Eric. You don't see that sort of thing happen with snakes so much as squirrels with death wishes. It's not a myth; I've seen it. More astounding was the fact that the squirrel somehow missed the fork and made it out the other side in one (as opposed to two) piece. The squirrel scampered away, and the rider was spared a face plant.
All in the peloton clucked our tongues, amazed.
Posted by: Foo at June 22, 2008 06:35 AMOh do I have a dislike for snakes ... A couple years ago my little chihuahua blondie got bit in the face by a rattler in the backyard. Her neck and head swelled up for a few days and she was kinda slow but survived. At 14 now she's a tough old dog.
Posted by: Bleu at June 22, 2008 12:12 PMFoo, I'm pretty sure you posted something about that squirrel, didn't you? I actually thought about it as the snake went through my wheel.
Bleu, I'm not a fan of rattlers, but I think the others are kinda cool, in a slithery sort of way. Anyway, your dog was very fortunate. I suspect the snake didn't deliver a full load of venom (I've heard they do so only a fraction of the time).
Posted by: Eric at June 22, 2008 10:30 PM
Certainly seems healthy enough, huh. I bet today's water-works served up a regular buffet for this fellow.
Posted by: Deborah at June 20, 2008 08:14 PM