Tieing? There's no tieing in gymnastics!

My father-in-law refuses to watch any Olympic event in which judges are involved. After seeing the confusion in last night's competition in the women's uneven bar gymnastics event, I can see why. If you just turned on your TV thinking the election was finally over (it's not), American Nastia Liukin's initial score matched China's He Kexin (the world's oldest 14 year old girl), but she lost the gold medal in a tie-breaker (which the NBC pundits labeled "complicated" but which actually involved some 3rd grade arithmetic). Everyone was outraged.

Well, everyone except, um, Liukin, her coach (a gold-medal-winning gymnast who doubles as her dad), and the American team coach, Martha Karolyi (wife of professional curmudgeon Bela). They all admitted that while disappointed in the outcome, they had no quibble with the judging itself or the system.

So, where's the beef? In my opinion, it begins and ends with the TV commentators, each of whom feels they are better qualified as judges than the judges themselves, and who whip themselves and, by extension, the viewing audience into a frenzy over perceived or fabricated slights against the hometown favorite (which is usually the American athlete). They speak often of the Olympic Ideal, but in reality, creating controversy seems to be their end game. Had they not generated one last night with their running commentary critical of the judging, there wouldn't be much of an eyeblink over the results today. (Anyone losing sleep over the fact that the men's vault gold medal was also decided by a tie-breaker? Of course not; there were no Americans involved. A Pole beat a Frenchman, and that's all we need to know about the loser, um, silver medalist.)

This will no doubt add more fuel to the fire to somehow reform the reforms in gymnastics judging, but as long as humans are involved, the system will inevitably yield some results that seem puzzling, if not downright unfair. But if the athletes involved are OK with those results, the rest of us should hold our tongues.

Extra points for identifying the inspiration for the title of this post. Here's a hint: it comes from one of the best sports movies ever made.

Comments

League of their own: There's no crying in baseball!

I think I have to agree with your F-i-L about watching a sport with judges. I have seen some of the gymnastications and been baffled by the scores, while being amazed at the gyrations of the little people.

Posted by: dale at August 19, 2008 09:21 AM

League of their own

That was too easy. I don't mean to denigrate your obvious skill of course, but I think you will probably only tie for the gold due to the lower start value of your routine.

Posted by: Eric at August 19, 2008 09:50 AM

I just still have vivid memories of the East German judges :P

Posted by: Patti at August 19, 2008 09:52 AM

Yeah, there's no doubt that the system has been abused, sometimes in amazingly obvious ways.

I can't recall whether back in the days you refer to, judges were prevented from participating in events where they had citizens competing. Even so, the East Germans were probably just puppets to the Soviets anyway, so it didn't matter whether there were actually any East German athletes or not.

Thanks for the reminder that it could always be worse. ;-)

Posted by: Eric at August 19, 2008 10:05 AM

As a former collegiate gymnastics coach, I can tell you that the judging now is much better than in the past, when it was all "subjective" judging. It still is not perfect, but believe me, it's improved tremendously. I do agree that the commentators, especially the one who is not allowed to "coach" the Olympic athletes, just fuel the fires. Nastia was elegant and gracious on the podium. She's undoubtedly the best!

Posted by: Jen P at August 19, 2008 10:11 AM

Jen, Nastia is definitely the epitome of grace and good sportsmanship. I've also been impressed with Shawn Johnson on that latter aspect. The American girls have nothing to be ashamed of.

But enough of gymnastics. Let's discuss women's beach volleyball. ;-)

Posted by: Eric at August 19, 2008 10:18 AM

I will whiningly submit to your judgement as I have neither the grace nor the vocabulary to be whatever the formers would allow. As for beach volleyball, I am altitudinally challenged when it comes to 6 foot plus women. I do like those string uniforms they wear, though.

Posted by: dale at August 19, 2008 01:04 PM

Is this any different than having to go to the 3rd or 4th tie breaker in any sport. While I would have certainly enjoyed a different outcome or "joint gold", the process is in place to break the ties. I am not a fan of "judged" events anyway. Let's line up and see who is runs or swims fastest, strongest, jumps highest, or scores more points.

Your quote is from "A League of
Their Own". I believe Tom Hanks said "Crying! There's no crying in baseball!"

Posted by: Don at August 19, 2008 02:13 PM

Let's line up and see who is runs or swims fastest, strongest, jumps highest, or scores more points.

No argument there. But even those types of events are subject to human judgment and intervention. Didn't at least one swimmer lose a medal due to a false start? And one of Phelps's close finishes was scrutinized by the judges who apparently had the ability to override the touchpad results based on what they thought they saw on the cameras.

Still, all of those things are more objective than scoring-by-judging.

And while you're right about the movie reference, you're also a few comments late. ;-)

Posted by: Eric at August 19, 2008 02:22 PM

I don't like the judged events either preferring to stick to the Olympic motto - "Higher, Stronger, Swifter". But with that said, it was a simple tie-breaker and as long as everyone understands it is fair.

Eric, the false start in swimming was determined by judges but it is not a judgement call - she moved before the gun - the video proves it. As to Phelps race, it was the timing pad that determined the winner - the other country protested it but the protest died due to the timing pads AND the camera view.

Posted by: Susan at August 19, 2008 03:09 PM

Susan, you're absolutely right. I wasn't implying that the scenarios are equivalent, just trying to make the point that it's increasingly difficult to find a "pure" sporting event where head-to-head competition is absolutely free from some level of potential external arbitration.

And, just to be clear, I'm not arguing that such arbitration is necessarily a bad thing.

Posted by: Eric at August 19, 2008 04:03 PM

Wait... I thought the movie was Beach V-ball Bingo.

No?

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2008 07:33 PM

In vault, poles beat a lot of athletes – not just the French.

Posted by: Foo at August 20, 2008 08:54 AM

Foo, that wasn't a pole vault joke, was it? Because, seriously dude, I'm just not in the mood.

Posted by: Eric at August 20, 2008 08:57 AM
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