Spam of the Day
Category: Just Plain Silly...
Posted Wednesday, August 27, 2008 at 04:40 PM [GMT-6]

Of all the wonderful spam I received today, this one did the most to cheer me up:

Britney Spears Shaves Head at Request of Zombie Overlord

If true, that would explain a lot, but I am – how you say? – skeptical. I'm pretty sure that if I was a (the?) Zombie Overlord, I wouldn't be making requests of Ms. Spears or any other NZ. Nosirreebob, it would be nothing but demands.

And, frankly, I'm skeptical that the (a?) ZO would care whether her head was shaved or not. Brains is brains, regardless of what you have to go through to get 'em.

Of course, if brains are the end game here, one might also question why Ms. Spears is even in the picture.

I'm looking forward to seeing what this does to the Gazette's Google search results.

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Comments

It's not as interesting as Zombie Overlord spam, but I think I am getting some of your spam over here: 95% Recoil-Reduction Firearms Retrofit INSERT. The civilian market is 10 times bigger than defense & police combined. Live Demos available ...

Posted by: Deborah at August 28, 2008 12:05 PM

Heck, I never get any spam that's that interesting or relevant.

Now, if they'd included "Live Demos available" with the Zombie Overlord spam, we might have been onto something...

Posted by: Eric at August 28, 2008 01:24 PM

Re: "Britney Spears Shaves Head at Request of Zombie Overlord"

Amazing! That's EXACTLY why I stopped shaving my chin!

Small world.

Posted by: Jeff at August 28, 2008 01:44 PM
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