Indicators That You Aren't As Committed To Bicycling As, Say, Laurent Jalabert.
  • You've consented to let the neighborhood kids use your bicycle helmet for second base...
  • You have a continuing tendency to try to brake by pedalling backwards...
  • You refuse to take your bike down from the hooks in the garage ceiling for fear you'll disturb the horde of yellowjackets nesting in your saddle bag.
  • You could've sworn that Lance Armstrong was the Mountie on "Rocky and Bullwinkle"...
  • From atop her child-conversion stoker's kit, your seven year old daughter continually harangues you for "not pulling your weight"...
  • Sweat is just too icky and gross...
  • You would ride further, if only the beer in your CamelBak would stay cold longer...
  • You cancel your ride because The Weather Channel just reported that rain is moving south through Kansas. Never mind that you live in Texas...
  • Your heart rate monitor max alarm is set to go off at 80 bpm or 12 minutes, whichever comes first...
  • Your fave training CD was recorded by Yanni...
  • In the cosmic training schedule of your life, this is a "rest decade"...
  • You reach your anaerobic threshhold pulling on your cycling shorts...
  • You cannabilized your rear derailleur in an attempt to repair your garage door opener (which, by the way, failed miserably)...
  • Your idea of an energy replacement bar is an Eskimo Pie...
  • Who's Laurent Jalabert?

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